Poll: What type of ghost would you be?
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View poll results: What type of ghost would you be?
A prankster
80 61%
A helper/watchman
67 51%
A peeping tom
81 62%
A research tool/medium's metaphorical pen pal
36 27%
A bastard (hiding keys, erasing files, pushing glasses of water off of tables, etc)
73 56%
A silent drifter
41 31%
A haunter
46 35%
A Misdreavus
33 25%
Voters: 131.
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#1
Assuming ghosts exist, how do you spend your afterlife? Do you haunt other people for shits n' giggles? What would be your signature haunting move? Would you try to communicate with the living or would you try to avoid detection from paranormal researchers? Would you take advantage of your invisibility and hide in the locker room of the preferred sex? Would voyeurism beyond the grave be considered reverse-necrophilia to you? What would you miss from being alive?

I'd probably haunt my enemies and be a helper and watchman over those that are dear to me. I'd try to be subtle in my ways of the haunt but still try to be as flagrant enough not to raise too much suspicion. I'd partake in stealing and hiding the keys of people for fun. For mediums and researchers, I'd happily answer their questions, but I'd always crack a joke here and there, possibly claiming to have been one of the greatest lovers that ever lived as well as being a talented saxophone player.

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#3
I'd probably haunt my enemies and be a helper and watchman over those that are dear to me. I'd try to be subtle in my ways of the haunt but still try to be as flagrant enough not to raise too much suspicion. I'd partake in stealing and hiding the keys of people for fun. For mediums and researchers, I'd happily answer their questions, but I'd always crack a joke here and there, possibly claiming to have been one of the greatest lovers that ever lived as well as being a talented saxophone player.

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#4
Chicks showering. Aw yeh.

Also, I wanna pull a mild version of Paranormal Activity. Basically, you just see the door open every once in a while. Don't worry though, I'll close it.

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#7
I'd enjoy the hell out of the afterlife doing and seeing all the stuff I could never see or do in life. Once that got old after a few centuries, I'd spend some time messing with people, get on one of those ghost hunting shows, then once I've been "banished" from the hotel, try to find a way to use my post-mortem existence to help the puny mortals. Maybe protect an important one I like.

Definitely would try and be a vanguard of humanity though and make sure you don't all kill everyone; it's no fun being a ghost without a world to sit in on.
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#8
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Chicks showering. Aw yeh.

This too
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#9
I would start a revolution. Assassinate a few leaders, poke at the people until they get fed up and rebel against the government. Just the typical stuff that America does in other countries.
#12
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I would start a revolution. Assassinate a few leaders, poke at the people until they get fed up and rebel against the government. Just the typical stuff that America does in other countries.


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#13
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Chicks showering. Aw yeh.

Also, I wanna pull a mild version of Paranormal Activity. Basically, you just see the door open every once in a while. Don't worry though, I'll close it.
You could also open the fridge, wait for somebody to close it, then open it again. Repeat until they call somebody to fix the door.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#14
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I haven't seen you in forever!

he's been in the brony thread.

he posted this picture



when I posted this


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#16
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Chicks showering. Aw yeh.

Also, I wanna pull a mild version of Paranormal Activity. Basically, you just see the door open every once in a while. Don't worry though, I'll close it.


I looked at your pictures and I was like lol
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#19
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I haven't seen you in forever!



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#20
^ Nice one Scyther
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Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


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#21
Girls locker room HOLLAAAAAAAAAAA.

jk. I would prank the shit out of people. One-time scares by floating objects ftw!
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#22
i would become a hero of sorts. I would expose people who were full of shit and were hurting society (politicians, for example).

I would also scope out babes. I have a list.

I would be a perverted superhero.
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#23
Troll people I don't like, kill a few people I loathe, and help the people I care about (I would probably mess with them too, just not in a too obvious or creepy of a way).
#26
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You mean suparrrstitious.

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#29
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i would become a hero of sorts. I would expose people who were full of shit and were hurting society (politicians, for example).

I would also scope out babes. I have a list.

I would be a perverted superhero.


This.

Fuck with people who deserve it.
Watch over people I like.
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#31
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Troll people I don't like, kill a few people I loathe, and help the people I care about (I would probably mess with them too, just not in a too obvious or creepy of a way).
You sure you want the people you loathe to join you for eternity?
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#32
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Everytime Slash goes on stage to play guitar, I would hit random notes and **** with his playing until everyone thinks that he's lost the ability to play guitar. *After years of doing this, and completely ruining his career in the music business, I would begin to **** with his mind by stealing his top hat and glasses, as well as breaking random things and hiding his stuff. *When he's at the end of his rope, a complete mess of a human being, I would write on his wall, "You Shouldn't Have Abandoned UG".

Waste of ghost time. Who could blame him for not wanting to be associated with a site like this

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https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1519143
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#34
I got time, why not all?
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#36
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Everytime Slash goes on stage to play guitar, I would hit random notes and **** with his playing until everyone thinks that he's lost the ability to play guitar. After years of doing this, and completely ruining his career in the music business, I would begin to **** with his mind by stealing his top hat and glasses, as well as breaking random things and hiding his stuff. When he's at the end of his rope, a complete mess of a human being, I would write on his wall, "You Shouldn't Have Abandoned UG".

Best post IMHO
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#37
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I got time, why not all?
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#38
I'd watch over the people I like and silently and drift around protecting them. Then I would haunt/prank the crap out of random people and people I don't like. Then I would constantly stealing peoples stuff and wisper unsettling comments about thier appearance. And lastly I would hang in the girls locker room for a bit.......
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#39
I'd be the peeping Tom prankster. Wouldn't everyone here be the same?
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