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#1
I made this thread instead.
Somebody's not getting laid tonight.
It isn't me.
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#2
Can I watch it with her?
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#3
you did the right thing, those movies cause violent year long diarrhea in men.
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#4
I thought they were rather watchable.
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#5
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I thought they were rather watchable.


this cat thinks you're rather watchable

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#7
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this cat thinks you're rather watchable


You again. That cat's rather watchable too.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
time for a new wife i think. the kindest thing to do is take her out back and shoot her. have a few whiskies and cry your heart out tonight then go looking for a new cook tomorrow and forget about her
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#11
but its good

bellas all like

woah man we're sexing

and then he's like lol u were dreaming

wanna sex

and then she's like ye man

and then they ruin the place lol

and then she gets preggers

and jacob's all like why'd u destroy her

lol i lold at that lol

and then the babys a mutant ninja shit monkey breaking her ribs and shit

but she's like nah man gimmie some blood to drink

so she starts drinking blood and shit

and the baby's like dude i'm technically impossible

then she gives birth to him

and you expect a demon ninja turtle

but it's just some normal ass gay nigga baby

so i walked out

slow enough to still get the rest of the film

and jacob's totally been working out since the last film

i love him

you should watch it

it's so underrated man

it's beautiful
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#12
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I was busy masturbating to Edward Jacob Bella


Alice and the blonde are much hotter.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#13
Quote by Eggmond
time for a new wife i think. the kindest thing to do is take her out back and shoot her. have a few whiskies and cry your heart out tonight then go looking for a new cook tomorrow and forget about her

Why? She watches stupid sappy movie and wants to take it out on me after. I don't have to watch it. I just enjoy the aftermath.
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#15
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Can we have a Twilight Mafia, Jackal? That would be totes magical.

due07 would have to host it.
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#16
Man, my ex asked me to watch twilight with her.

You know what happened?

Frickin nothing.

And you know what else? I've been single for two years.

Dont make the same mistake I made. Believe in her.
#18
Quote by laid-to-waste
but its good

bellas all like

woah man we're sexing

and then he's like lol u were dreaming

wanna sex

and then she's like ye man

and then they ruin the place lol

and then she gets preggers

and jacob's all like why'd u destroy her

lol i lold at that lol

and then the babys a mutant ninja shit monkey breaking her ribs and shit

but she's like nah man gimmie some blood to drink

so she starts drinking blood and shit

and the baby's like dude i'm technically impossible

then she gives birth to him

and you expect a demon ninja turtle

but it's just some normal ass gay nigga baby

so i walked out

slow enough to still get the rest of the film

and jacob's totally been working out since the last film

i love him

you should watch it

it's so underrated man

it's beautiful

this is why I love your posts.

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#19
Quote by CoreysMonster
Man, my ex asked me to watch twilight with her.

You know what happened?

Frickin nothing.

And you know what else? I've been single for two years.

Dont make the same mistake I made. Believe in her.

Was she German? You didn't punch her did you?
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#22
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Was she German? You didn't punch her did you?


he probably didn't, and that's why they broke up.
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#23
My girlfriend agreed to bake in a bikini for me for watching the first one. Then made manicottis for me watching the second one. There was no agreement that could be met to make me watch any more.
#24
Quote by laid-to-waste
but its good

bellas all like

woah man we're sexing

and then he's like lol u were dreaming

wanna sex

and then she's like ye man

and then they ruin the place lol

and then she gets preggers

and jacob's all like why'd u destroy her

lol i lold at that lol

and then the babys a mutant ninja shit monkey breaking her ribs and shit

but she's like nah man gimmie some blood to drink

so she starts drinking blood and shit

and the baby's like dude i'm technically impossible

then she gives birth to him

and you expect a demon ninja turtle

but it's just some normal ass gay nigga baby

so i walked out

slow enough to still get the rest of the film

and jacob's totally been working out since the last film

i love him

you should watch it

it's so underrated man

it's beautiful


Your posts.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#25
I know this is late, but do it, you'll get laid.

Since the movie is over, watch it by yourself (Just read the synopsis) then talk to your wife about how it touched you so much that you didn't want to be seen crying in front of her like that.

You'll get laid. Trust me.
#27
Quote by Macabre_Turtle
My girlfriend agreed to bake in a bikini for me for watching the first one. Then made manicottis for me watching the second one. There was no agreement that could be met to make me watch any more.

you sold out for seeing her in a bikini performing a completely non-erotic task?
#28
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I know this is late, but do it, you'll get laid.

She will be all sappy romantic I love you bs after watching it. I don't have to. I win!!!!
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#29
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you sold out for seeing her in a bikini performing a completely non-erotic task?


Whether or not baking is erotic is entirely up to me.
#30
That's rough man... being married to someone who likes twillight


Quote by Eggmond
time for a new wife i think. the kindest thing to do is take her out back and shoot her. have a few whiskies and cry your heart out tonight then go looking for a new cook tomorrow and forget about her

As long as it's single malt whiskies.
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#31
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I'm sorry Jackal, are you going to be okay? If you ever need somewhere to stay or someone to talk to you know I'm here for you.

You watched it didn't you?
Freak.
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#32
I ended up watching them all because my girlfriend asked me if I could watch them before breaking dawn came out. I watched that one as well.

I told her she has to watch The Hobbit with me when it comes out. We'll see how that goes.
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#34
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Somebody's not getting laid tonight.
It isn't me.

So you are getting laid tonight...but it's not gonna be with her. Awwww I'm tellin'.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
Dude, just use this opportunity to take a nap uninterrupted. Hope your TV couch is comfy.
#36
Quote by Nelsean
I ended up watching them all because my girlfriend asked me if I could watch them before breaking dawn came out. I watched that one as well.

I told her she has to watch The Hobbit with me when it comes out. We'll see how that goes.

Good shout man!!
#38
You know what to do TS...


Just a sub-par guitar player..

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#39
Quote by Macabre_Turtle
Whether or not baking is erotic is entirely up to me.

yeah, but a bikini is kind of tame. I mean its not like it provides any protection... might as well be naked, or only wearing an apron.
#40
When I first read the title i was like "im sorry" then I saw something about sex on one of the post.. I was thinking.. Only way i would sit through a twilight movie is.. woman is nekad beside me while watching and 100% guaranteed ANAL afterwords.. And that also goes for Drama movies..

I like action,comedy and sci fi.. anything else and I have to be bribed to watch
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