#1
Hold time is ~30 minutes.

Entertain me while I continue to hold for the next available representative.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#2
You probably experienced an error with their telephone answering service. You should hang up and try again.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#3
See how many time you can wank whilst on the phone.

Or how many shits you can take.
#4
Quote by whoomit
See how many time you can wank whilst on the phone.

Or how many shits you can take.


Or both, at the same time.
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#6
Quote by Primus2112
Hold time is ~30 minutes.

Entertain me while I continue to hold for the next available representative.


Look at this.

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7
I wish they had better hold music
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#10
Fitter, happier,
more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
thats driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.
#11
My cell service is with them. Never dealt with their customer service though.
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#12
Quote by Obama FTW
Or both, at the same time.

Dammit. I just had a wank, and now I'm going for a shit. I always forget how much time I could save if I just did them together.


~3minutes
#13
Quote by whoomit
See how many time you can wank whilst on the phone.

Or how many shits you can take.

Why is your sig asking to free Trowzaa? He isnt perma'd, and didnt lose one of those contests or anything
#16
Quote by sam b
Why is your sig asking to free Trowzaa? He isnt perma'd, and didnt lose one of those contests or anything

Because his ban was one of the most baffling ones I've ever seen. And he's one of the coolest chavs on here.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#17
Quote by UntilISleep
>Tracfone

I know that feel bro


yeah...

I just got a motorola touchscreen, and im trying to transfer service from my old phone to the new one

tried to do it online

colossal waste of fucking time, because their shit doesn't work

now I have to hold for the next available representative
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#18
Quote by sam b
Why is your sig asking to free Trowzaa? He isnt perma'd, and didnt lose one of those contests or anything

Yeah but he shouldn't be banned.

He should be here.


With us.


Posting.


Instead of lurking.


That's right, I know you're reading this Trowzaa >_>


Anyway, that's the least interesting part of my sig
#19
Quote by whoomit
Yeah but he shouldn't be banned.
He should be here.
With us.
Posting.
Instead of lurking.
That's right, I know you're reading this Trowzaa >_>

No he shouldnt. He was on a warning and was a cock and broke the rules
#22
The rep was very helpful. It was a little hard to understand him though, I think he was French...

Now I must wait up to 2 business days for the transfer to complete.

~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~