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#1
Sup Pit,

Add 3 months to your birthdate to find the approximate time that your parents knocked boots. Inspired by this. I worked mine out and was thinking that there was no special occasion for my conception but then I realized that I was born late and if it went back a few days it pretty much landed right on my Mom's birthday.

tl:dr; My mom was feeling randy on her birthday and this is why I am alive today.
#5
June 5

No reason.
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why would you want to do that

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this, very un-bro of you, Devourke

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#9
It was around Thanksgiving.

My dad wasn't satisfied just stuffing the turkey...


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#10
I was born in December, therefore I was conceived around March. My parents' anniversary is in March.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
#13
I was born in late September, so Christmas/New Years poon?
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I was born in late September, so Christmas/New Years poon?

#18
1 november, so i only came about because frankenstein bonked a witch.......great
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#20
July. My dad was born in July.

OH GOD I'M THE PRODUCT OF BIRTHDAY SEX.
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#21
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July. My dad was born in July.

OH GOD I'M THE PRODUCT OF BIRTHDAY SEX.

SHIT ME TOO. My bday + 3 months = December 9. My dad's birthday is December 6... D:
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#23
I figured out a couple years ago I was most likely conceived on my mom's birthday. Ruined my day. Then I got over it.
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#24
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I was born in December, therefore I was conceived around March. My parents' anniversary is in March.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW


Same here, although I realized this before this thread had been conceived.

My older brother was born in September, and my parents got married in June. So he was the result of Christmas/New years.

My other 2 brothers have no relevant dates.
#27
Ewww, their anniversary.

I guess that's why my brother who is 4 years younger almost has the same birthday.
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#29
My parents anniversary...would explain why my brother and sister have the same exact birthday only a few years apart, which is a month apart from mine. (Mines April 12, theirs are both May 12 but 3 years apart from each other)
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#30
May 14th?

April showers bring May boning.
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#34
early september...nothing special.
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#35
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why would you want to know this

seriously

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why would you want to do that

thats horrible

i dont like you

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that's gross.
you're a terrible person.

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this, very un-bro of you, Devourke

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Why did I click on this disgusting thread, shame on you TS.

You guys are no fun.

OT: Has anyone got an 'April Fools Day' conception?
#36
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You guys are no fun.

OT: Has anyone got an 'April Fools Day' conception?

My father was born on the 1st of January, which means he would have been made then.
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#37
July 8th. Possible Canada Day sex?
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#38
January 24th

A week late MLK Day sex?


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#39
I was born on February 11. 3 months ahead of that would be May 11. Mother's Day is on the 13th and I'm the youngest child. The pieces all fit together.


Thanks TS...
#40
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My father was born on the 1st of January, which means he would have been made then.

That mean your grandad went "Yeah I'll pull out" ...... "Gotcha "?
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