Ok, so, how exactly do you hook this motha up?
I'm not used to effects boards, so I'm not certain if it even needs the adapter.
It has 'input', 'left out', 'right out'.
How do I hook this up to my guitar? Where do I put the cables?

Ps, give me a break, I'm a girl
Well to power it, you will either need to use the adapter or batteries. Your guitar goes into the input, and either the 'left out' or 'right out' should say mono, this is the mono output, and should be connected to your amp.
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