Poll: what's your drug of choice? **** sobriety
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View poll results: what's your drug of choice? **** sobriety
*breathes in fresh air* what a wonderful day! i get high off life! *picks flower* :angel:
23 20%
^god, i hate smug assholes like this prick :rolleyes:
10 9%
..so like, the universe is all connected, you know..dude i'm f*ckin high right now :rasta:
20 17%
*snorts coke off a strippers tit* fuuuckin' A BROOOOOOO!!!1 :bounce:
4 3%
*pops adderall and studies all day* come at me calculus exam..COME AT ME!
3 3%
*shoots heroin* UUUgggghhhh.... *slumps over on couch drooling* .......*OD's* :zzz:
3 3%
i'm just a drunk, i'm not like the rest of you druggie weirdos! *blacks out* :finger:
22 19%
worst thread ever. worst poll ever. i'd just like to say i hate you all :waldo:
30 26%
Voters: 115.
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#1
i'm in a bit of a pickle; out of booze and weed. this can't be life

why do people act like sober living is so great? it's boring as f*ck. what do sober people do anyways? play foot hockey all day?

i wanna get F*CKIN' HIGH MAAAAAAAAN
#4
Aren't you the one with the small penis?

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#5
Quote by killjoy_bentley
this can't be life

Is this just fantasy?


Yeah I know it's not the exact lyrics. Shut up!
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#6
Well normally when I'm sober, i do these things called 'school' and 'work'

I know, productivity my be a foreign concept to you, but its what I try and do
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VOTE
Thrustor: 2012
#7
Had to stay sober today until about an hour ago to keep from putting my gal off.
#8
Quote by WCPhils
Is this just fantasy?


Yeah I know it's not the exact lyrics. Shut up!

Caught in a landslide...
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#9
Quote by Talk Box
Caught in a landslide...

No escape from reality
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#10
i would put the last option, but i dont hate everyone, just you
periphery/bulb!

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#11
Quote by WCPhils
No escape from reality

Open your eeeeyes..
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#12
why do people act like sober living is so great? it's boring as f*ck.


try being in reality and having fun actually doing things instead of sitting on the couch all day playing xbox and being high

get a job or a constructive hobby

work out

str8 edge all the way for me i feel great
#13
Quote by dazed60
try being in reality and having fun actually doing things instead of sitting on the couch all day playing xbox and being high

get a job or a constructive hobby

work out

str8 edge all the way for me i feel great

This is why people bitch about SXE EDGErs

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#14
Quote by Talk Box
Open your eeeeyes..


Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I been dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going round
Gotta clear outta town
Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the law
Gonna break down the door


**** you guys.
#15
I smoke weed and drink and all of the things mentioned above...

TIME MANAGEMENT PEOPLE!!!
Uncle aciD

&

The deadbeatS


Do What Your Love Tells You
#16
Quote by StonedColdCrazy
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I been dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going round
Gotta clear outta town
Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the law
Gonna break down the door

Yo Dj Hi-Tek
Drop The Mother****in Beat Box Dog
Bring That Next-Level Shit
Uh, Yo, For Real
That's What I'm Talking About
Check It Out

Totally Psychic, Open Your Mind Quick As The Vibe Kicks
Moederfok It, I Skeem This Vibe's Rou
Jislaaik Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Check Out This Hype Flow
I Go By The Name Of
N-I-N-J To The Mother****in A
Straining Your Brain Like Tv Static
Check Out The Phunky 3D Grafix
Rave Visuals, Enter My Digital Zone
As I Recite A Poem On The Microphone
I'm Scoping, 3Rd Eye Strobing, Mind Open, Sweat Streaming
Flesh Gleaming, Best Feeling, High-Energy Peaking, Deep Meanings
Freak When I See Things, Like This Chick In A G-String
Can I Touch You Friend?

Hook:
Beat Boy, Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect, Hit That Perfect
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy

(Repeat)

Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Yo Pump It Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It,
Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It, Stick It, Dunk It
P-P-P-P-Pump It!

I Think About You When I Masturbate
You Can't Even Believe It But That's Ok
On The Microphone I Fascinate
When I Let My 3Rd Eye Exaggerate
Freaky Visions, I Tell You What I See
Cold Concrete Scattered With Dry Leaves
You Naked Lying On The Pavement
People Are Standing Round With Laany Shoes
You Can Hardly Move, You Look Sexy
All Of A Sudden, The Streets Are Empty
You Stand Up, Open Your Eye-Lids
You In A Trench Coat, It's French, You Look Stylish
You Walk In The Silence, Not Sure What The Time Is
It's Totally Twilight, The Sky Is Violet
An Abandoned House, Look Ahead You See
Some Open The Door, Yes It's Me
With The Meanest Penis You Ever Seen
You On Your Period, With No Tampon
You Kneel Down And Get With The Vibe
Your Period Blood Has Crystalized
You Offer Me The Red Crystal, It's I'll
Grab Hold Of The Mic Tight, Tonight's The Night
The Vibe Is Live, Pump Up The Base
I Got Tentacles Coming Out My Face
I Rise Into The Air Cut Myself Open
Warm Blood Pours Down All Round
I Speak From The Deep Cut In Between My Thighs
You Covered In Blood Rubbing Your Boobs, Feeling Nice

Hook
You Open The Door Step Into The Place
Look Around, Strange Painting On The Walls
A Chick On The Floor On All Fours, Totally Nude
In High Heels, The Vibes I'll
She's Hand-Cuffed, Ankle Cuffed, Steel Collar
With A Long Lease Attached To The Ceiling
The Scene's Appealing, Revealing Weird Feelings
Make You Forget About What You Believing
Another Chick Chilling Against The Wall
Flashing Her Boobs, Legs Spread With A Nice Vagina
And A Long Stick, There's A Nice Big
Painting Above Her Head, Expensive!
You Check Another Chick On All Fours
Chilling Next To Another Chick Lying On The Floor
Legs Spread In The Middle Of The Corridor
Close Shave, Don't Touch What You Can't Afford
The Next-Room's A Bed Room, You Become Two
What I Mean Is: You Plus Another You
You Get Down With Yourself While I Watch
Body Buzzing Like A Bed Of A Billion Bees
You Kneel Down In Front Of The Other You
Time To Learn Something New
The One Kneeling Is A Slave
Kneel For The Master
Feel The Warm Hand On The Back Of Your Head
You Got A Tattoo On The Back Of Your Neck
An Infinity Sign That Represents Your Past
Your Master Touches You On Your Tattoo
And Removes Your Tattoo, Now You Brand New
I'm Proud Of You Dear
There's Nothing You Not Allowed To Do Here
Listen To Me, The Infinity Tattoo Is A Key
Let Go To My Rhyme And Open Your Mind

Hook

Lift Up Your Dress, Open Up Your Legs
Your Vaginas Sewn Up, Untie The Thread
My Sublime Rhyme Inside Your Head
Your Mind Is Rushing, Vagina Gushing
Another Chick In The Corner Taking A Piss
It Looks Nice, The Whole Vibe Is Totally Kinky
Look Around, The New Room Is Fancy
Remove Your Fur Coat, Remove Your Panties
I'm Rocking A Suit And A Black Face Mask
I Ejaculate In Champaign Glass
Your Precious Flesh Is So Mysterious
Pierce Your Nipples With Two Long Needles
Like A Crucifix, Take You To Another Level
While I Get My Freak On, The Vibe Is Mental
Transcendental, We Somewhere Else Now
Still Rocking A Mask, But I've Taken Off My Suit
You Rocking A Mask Too, Shaking Your Nice Boobs
I Tell You I Like You, You Feel My Piel
We Start French Kissing With Flippin Long Tongues
We Somewhere Else Now, You Dressed Conservative
I Transform Into A Big Black God
Feel The Realness, My Dick's Lank Hard
You Can't Belive It, A Dick In Your Palm
As Big As Your Arm, We Somewhere Else Now
A Hospital Uh! Get Ready For The Operation
Lot Of Guys Chilling Behind You, Blasts From The Past
All Rocking A Mask, Penises Out
Drop Your Panties For The Surgeon
I'm Not A Virgin. It's Not A Problem
Look In The Mirror, You Can See It's You
You Got Two Nice Boobs And A Penis Too

Hook

The Men In The Masks Gather Round The Patient
Waiting In Anticipation
The Old Surgeon Says "Can You See This?"
A Beautiful Woman With A Brand New Penis!
You Klap The Surgeon, Flip Him Right Round
Bend Him Over, Lift His White Gown
Gryp The Surgeon's Milky Butt-Cheeks
Rape The Surgeon, Break The Surgeon
Absorb You Penis Into Your Tummy
You A Woman Again, Complete With A Vagina
I'm Flipping My Rhyme Uh!
Tripping Your Mind Out
Ripping And Vipping Your Pip
Flip It Inside-Out
Now You The Teacher, You The Guide
The Real You Won't See You Denied
You Got Crazy Sex Appeal, All Tied Up
Kneeling On The Pavement, You Can't Say Shit
Your Mouth Is Gagged, You Surrounded By
A Thousand Guys Totally Under Your Spell
They All Totally Scared Of The Power You Hold
You Can Changed The Rules Of The Game And Devour Their Souls
Now's The Time Girl
Let's Head Back Into The Outside World
The World Of Others, It's Time To Go Back
The Doors Are Stuck Shut But The Walls Are Beginning To Crack
Uh! Now The Walls Are Bleeding
It's All Deceiving, You Soaking Wet
With No Regrets, Feel Your Body Sweat Blood
Peel Off Your Old Skin, Time To Get Love

You Arrive At The Cemetery In Time For The Ceremony
I Give You A Hot Kiss, Grab Hold Of Your Arse Cheeks
How'd You Like To Get Laid On This
Tomb Stone In The Middle Of The Rain Forest
My Gaze Puts You In A Dase, I'm Loving Your Long Tongue
Look At Your Beautiful Face, Covered In Hot Come
Spread My Wings Block Out The Sun
Lie On My Back, Scope Out Your Bum
My Penis Stays Hard, You Breathing Heavily
I Penetrate You, The Feelings Heavenly
Now Bounce Girl, You Know It's Hot
Bounce, Bounce Girl Like, Oh My God!
Totally Freaky Deaky Phunky
Wad:E Make You Leave Your Body
Transport You To Another Dimension
You Alone In The Desert, Totally Nude
The Silence Is Violent
You Floating Above The Ground
Invisible Energies Penetrate
Every Hole In Your Body While You Levitate
You Start Coming Apart, Shape-Shifting
Wild, Out Of Control
Destructo
Ghan Odn Ar
Dbir Vahniss
Dgug Rgyud
Hgyur Bzan
Bhren Sseh
Ehrsta Sugam
Satah!
#17
Killjoy's threads always turn out to be dope
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#18
Quote by StonedColdCrazy
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning
I been dreaming I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going round
Gotta clear outta town
Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the law
Gonna break down the door


**** you guys.

Gonna carry me away once more
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Why do you and your mates all drive old vehicles?
Please say you've got mates with old ambulances and fire engines too. That'd be brilliant.
#19
I'mmmmmmm the maaaaaaan in the BAHX
Quote by ErikLensherr
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Thrustor: 2012
#20
I voted for the most relevant to me poll option I've ever seen on my entire UG history, I actually popped a few Adderalls, because I do in fact need to study all night for my calculus test tomorrow, so yeah... I voted for that option.

*stop spying me TS!*
#22
Naw I'm outta weed too. Don't touch the drink though. I feel ya bro

A sober life aint the life for me!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#23
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat eis, te decet
hymnus, Deus in Sion, et tibi reddetur votum in Jerusalem; exaudi
orationem meam, ad te omnis caro veniet.
Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat eis.
Kyrie eleison, Christe eleison, Kyrie eleison.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#24
This is impressive. Every poll this kid makes has at least 8 options.
My Gear:
Yamaha FGX720SCA
#25
Quote by moscaespañol
This is why people bitch about SXE EDGErs


because im productive fit and positive compared to op?

atleast im not making threads complaining about i ran out of drugs help me guys
#26
Quote by dazed60
because im productive fit and positive compared to op?

atleast im not making threads complaining about i ran out of drugs help me guys

Because you're pretentious and annoying as hell.


Oh, and, you're a '12er. I guess it makes sense.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#29
Quote by dazed60
try being in reality and having fun actually doing things instead of sitting on the couch all day playing xbox and being high

get a job or a constructive hobby

work out

str8 edge all the way for me i feel great


why did straight edge people have to create a little club about not getting high? why not just..not get high? why form a clubhouse about that shit?

its stupid
#33
Quote by WCPhils
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#35
Quote by killjoy_bentley
why did straight edge people have to create a little club about not getting high? why not just..not get high? why form a clubhouse about that shit?

its stupid


im not part of any cool club to be fair

its just a label for people like me who wants to remain sober healthy and as strongfully minded and willed as possible

haters gonna hate
#36
Your poll is giving me a seizure.
Wave goodbye to the past.
You've got your whole life to lead.


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Algal Bloom fuzz
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Nocturner reverb
Flashback delay
#37
Worst of everything in here.
Obnoxious stoners are annoying as shit - nobody cares how high/drunk/stoned/tripped out/buzzy you are and we aren't giving you any of our shit.
Pretentious sXe kids and their little superiority clubs trying to belittle people and failing miserably.

What is this, Pit

Is this real life?
#38
Quote by WCPhils
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

[Hook]
(Who's that?) Browwwwwwwwn

[Kool AD]
Brown Elvis -- I can't help it
Brown Larry Bird, y'all, the '97 Celtics
All brown everything, better than you've ever seen
Never have you ever seen anything like it
Do you like it?
Oh, I think you like it
Maybe you should buy it
You should probably buy it
I swear I sell like West sell
Sell like sex sell
Smell like sex smell
I swear I go like cars go
Move like cargo, so retardo
Always move forward, never sleep like a shark, bro
Always with my people like Yarborough, y'all blow

[Hook]

[Heems]
Well, who's that brown downtown like Julie
Mixed-race British chicks let me in their coochie
Like, "who he?"
Heems? Yeah, he a'ight, though
Ball like Michael, life's vicious cycle
Chickety-chaco, the chocolate chicken
Half Choco Taco, quarter Chippewa Indian
Black Tintin, Jewish Mel Gibson
Kool AD juice man stab it like Simpson
What can brown do for you?
What has brown done for me lately?

[Hook]

[Heems]
Now some, may I say, call me Heems
The word is the herb, and I'm deep like Cream
The truth like Bruce, yes, Baker and Clapton
Cruisin' down the block, I'm riding shotty in a Magnum
Internet celebrity like Dallas Penn and Rafi
Person of color, you can’t see me, copy?
Murder the beat, yes, instrumental Nazi
Papi, smoke that shit that come from poppy seeds
This is Greedhead
E-N-T-E-R-T-A-I-N-M-E-N-T
Mpc, mp3
So your PC or M-A-C
(Yeah, that's a Macbook.)
What can brown do for you?
What has brown done for me lately?

[Hook]
#39
Alcohol's my vice. Don't mind a bit of weed, ecstasy, acid, ketamine, mush, or cat piss every now and then though.
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#40
Quote by SkepsisMetal

Pretentious sXe kids and their little superiority clubs trying to belittle people and failing miserably.

What is this, Pit

Is this real life?


haha i havnt belitted anyone

just some suggestions so maybe ts wont sit around craving when not high and doing nothing with his life
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