Yes, today is a glorious for both, as Steph (entity0009) turns 21, and Alex turns 18.

Steph. I'm giving you my old Minecraft house. I think it suits you.

If you really want to wish Steph a happy birthday, don't get him shit. Instead, go download his bitchin music here. You can give him cash if you're feeling kind, or get it free if you're a cheap bastard.

And Alex, I think I found the one microphone you don't have.

Use if wisely.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
Happy birthday! Both of you are cool.



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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
happy birthday guys, i love you
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Happy birthday (again), Steph. >__> I got you £0. However, I provided a small cameo for your album and helped you with promotion. That should be enough. <__<

And happy birthday (again), Alex. I got you a great present:

Happy birthday, you two
Happy birthday, guys
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December 14, 2017
Happy birthday guys!
I got no presents for you

And Steph, your new album is awesome
Woo! Happy birthday, you two!

I got you both fried oreos!


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I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
Happy Birthday!!
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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Happy birthday you two!
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
Happy birthdays

I got you both protection against scurvy
In my heart I'm with you

every night
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I got you £7.

I thought you left.

stay left.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
Happy birthday guys
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
Happy birthday to you fellas. Steph, the new album sounds great. Congrats, and I wish you success in your future musical endeavors.