Poll: Naps?
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Naps are the only thing that hold my life together.
24 15%
Naps are a enjoyable free-time activity.
52 33%
Naps are meh.
27 17%
Naps are not a drug I enjoy often.
25 16%
I am a crazy nap-hating lunatic.
28 18%
Voters: 156.
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#1
Let's face it my fellow Pitmen and Pitwomen...

Naps or 'power naps', as some of us like to refer to them, are a pure and glorious part of our every day lives. They are an ode to happy laziness and the last chain holding our unstable society together. An inexperienced fool might think of them as simply an escape from reality but they are far more then just a petty escape or an pathetic retreat. They are the last form of human rebellion against our responsibilities and a magnificent type of man's noblest activity - procrastination.

The question at hand is, how do you take your naps?
Perhaps in the afternoon or in the morning?
At home, at school or at work?
In your bed, on the couch or on the street?
Drunk or sober, prior to or after masturbation?
Do you even enjoy them at all?

TL;DR - You seem sleepy, I suggest a quick nap.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
they ruin my day completely. but they are wonderful to take.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
I take a nap almost every day.
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#5
Oh, also, feel free to post pictures of yourself buttnaked napping somewhere.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
I have the greatest napping chair. I also am known to randomly go for a 2 hour nap in various outdoor settings.
#9
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I always take them by accident, and it ends up like this:

[picIwon'tquotebecauseyoudon'tneedtoseeitagain]

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#10
I don't have power naps or naps of any kind, if I'm asleep before 11pm it's because I've been living on 3 hours of sleep a night and crash and burn at the end of the week.

Then I proceed to hibernate for 18 hours!
#11
Back when I was taking my Law Finals, I used to powernap all the time. They're a Godsend when you need to just shut out. Power naps are also great if you've got a lot of free time. For example, I remember the time when I found out that I graduated from University with a great degree classification. I had the whole of the Summer to waste before going to Law School back in September. During that time I used to plug in my iPod and fall asleep on the swinging bench in my garden mid-afternoon whilst the sun slowly set. It was the best time ever - ultimate relaxation waiting for the sun to set and the summer brings the most gorgeous sunsets.
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#12
For added awesomeness, here are some pictures of napping equipment.







Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
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Perhaps in the afternoon or in the morning?

Afternoon.
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At home, at school or at work?

At home. Who-da-fuck intentionally sleeps at work or school?
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In your bed, on the couch or on the street?

On the couch, son.
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Drunk or sober[?]

Sober.
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prior to or after masturbation?

How is that relevant?...
#16
1 hour after work after downing a beer. Any more than an hour and I get into some sort of deep sleep that if I am woken from (say 2 hour nap) I will feel terrible.

Small 30 minute naps after intense sex or workout/run is nice too.
Last edited by BlackVoid at Feb 15, 2012,
#17
USB charger up the butt.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
Quote by BlackVoid
1 hour after work after downing a beer. Any more than an hour and I get into some sort of deep sleep that if I am woken from (say 2 hour nap) I will feel terrible.

Small 30 minute naps after an intense sex session is nice too.

So I'm not the only one that dives under the sheets like a war submarine every time I have a beer or two?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#19
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I hate having naps, i feel like a wreck if i ever have them, once i'm awake i must stay awake.

Me too. Even if I only got like two hours of sleep the night before, once I'm up for the day, I'm awake 'til I go to sleep for the night.
#22
Those who feel wrecked after naps are doing it wrong. It's a sign you've slept too long.
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#23
Every now and then I will. Set my alarm to wake me up in 34 minutes from then and boom, wake up refreshed.


The average human takes 14 minutes to get to sleep, and a 20 minute nap is good to re-charge, but you won't be deep into your REM cycles.
#24
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I take a nap almost every day.

Well, you also take pharms almost every day, so it might have something to do with that...
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Oh, also, feel free to post pictures of yourself buttnaked napping somewhere.

I think you misplaced a letter over there...

Anyway, I like napping, but I mostly nap on Thursdays (start of the weekend, getting ready to go out), and only occasionally.
#25
Quote by JamSessionFreak
So I'm not the only one that dives under the sheets like a war submarine every time I have a beer or two?

It's not so much the beer. Just being tired from work. The beer just accelerates my relaxation. And usually on a couch or on a blanket or hammock in my back yard. Not the bed.
#26
Why would I want to sleep during the day? That's what the night 2am-6am is for
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#28
^ I'd nap with her any day. ^

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Why would I want to sleep during the day? That's what the night 2am-6am is for
For added glory, pride and wisdom perhaps?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Feb 15, 2012,
#29
I always feel worse when I wake up from them than I did prior to falling asleep.
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#30
Quote by Zoot Allures
I hate having naps, i feel like a wreck if i ever have them, once i'm awake i must stay awake.


this. i just wake up more tired than i was before if a fall asleep during the day.

perhaps i will take naps once in a while next time i get fired and have more time and feel well rested to begin with..
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#32
Very occasionally I will either have to, or just accidentally crash out somewhere. But I ****ing hate it because I lose all perception of time for at least the next 10 hours, and feel twice as tired as I did before I napped.
I know about sleep cycles and shit, but I just can't get it to work.
#33
I have insomnia problems so nap is my natural ennemy.
Have you ever seen an insomniac taking a nap at 2pm?
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#35
I nap a lot, especially on days I work out. I have to force myself up after about an hour or so 'cause if I keep napping I'll feel like a wreck with a wicked headache when I do get up.
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#36
I don't nap often but I sometimes enjoy them. However I can't nap when I'm really tired or if it's past like 4pm, unless I plan on staying up really late. Sometimes if I nap from 4 to 5pm, I can't fall asleep and end up staying awake too late, then I get a low amount of unhelpful sleep.

However if I have a whole day to do whatever the heck I want, late morning naps followed by a good lunch are very effective.
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