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I would like Kids
110 74%
**** children. They should die.
38 26%
Voters: 148.
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#1
...found a suitable Female etc.

Do you want kids?

TL;DR When the time is right, do you want kids?
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Last edited by MH400 at Feb 16, 2012,
#3
Yes, two. One to play guitar, born on August 27th. I will name him Alex.

Then I want another to play bass, born July 29th of the following year. I will name him Geddy.

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#4
^Fassa?

I would raise my kids not to be bastard brats like most of today's kids. If there was an overwhelming possibility of them being unruly little shits, I'd rather avoid it.
#5
The world is an over populated, rotting, hell hole of a place. If I'm to have kids, I've always imagined I'll adopt. You should consider it too.
#7
Their names shall be Mordecai, Kezia, and Sirach Shevanel
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#9
100% I want kids when the time's right, but if I'm honest, I wouldn't even consider it unless my wife or I could stay at home with he/she/them for the first several years. I work with young children and have for the past 12 years, and the amount of awesome things I see daily that these people miss out on, I could never forgive myself for missing.

Stay at home dad? Yes please.
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#10
I do want kids but I want a better job financially before I have them. Also, a girlfriend would help...

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#11
I used to think "HELL NO" but now I think I'd be a pretty good dad
Not now, obviously. When I'm at least 10 years older.
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#12
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Their names shall be Mordecai, Kezia, and Sirach Shevanel

I would so name one of my kids Kezia. Badass name.
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100% I want kids when the time's right, but if I'm honest, I wouldn't even consider it unless my wife or I could stay at home with he/she/them for the first several years. I work with young children and have for the past 12 years, and the amount of awesome things I see daily that these people miss out on, I could never forgive myself for missing.

Stay at home dad? Yes please.

I would do that. It would be awesome.
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#13
I want two blonde twins who I shall name Sugar and Candy
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#14
Quote by Minivirus2
The world is an over populated, rotting, hell hole of a place. If I'm to have kids, I've always imagined I'll adopt. You should consider it too.


lol you're a joyful character.

Yes, I want to have children.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Feb 16, 2012,
#15
Mostly likely not, and if I do, I won't have them until I'm like 35 with a decent job and what not.
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#16
I couldn't stand it if my children grew up to be idiots and/or assholes and I unleashed that upon the world. No kids for me, thanks. Childbirth also sounds dreadful from what I've heard from friends and family.
#18
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No, kids dont happen till im 25-30
Gots to finish college first

OP said "when the time is right" That time would be 25-30 for you

For me the answer is yes. After I finish my education though...
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#19
I already have 2 kids, a boy and a girl. To all you thinking about having kids, here's a warning: You'll never have a full night's sleep for, possibly, the rest of your lives lol
#20
Hellz yeah I do. I'd kindof rather adopt though. Possibly have a legitimate child as well, but there are enough kids already in the world that don't have parents. So I'd like to make that 1 less kid without a family.
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#22
I'll have identical twin boys and make them both play football and both be quarterbacks and then their high school would have a duel quarterback based team and they'll each throw for 200 yards a game or else I'll make them sleep in the garage.
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#23
When the time is right, yes.
And if it's not the right time, it's a good thing I am pro-choice and live in a country with free health care.
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#25
No. Not even with a single fiber of my being.
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#27
1 or 2 girls, but most likely 0.
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#29
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I want two blonde twins who I shall name Sugar and Candy


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#30
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Of course I want kids.

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#31
I really do want children once I'm done or almost done with graduate school.
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#32
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I really do want children once I'm done or almost done with graduate school.


So quickly already>
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#34
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So quickly already>


What? That's about 5 years away.
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#35
I really don't ever want to have kids. As bad as this sounds, I don't want to have to worry about them. I'd rather focus on a career and traveling. Maybe far down the road I'll adopt a litter of cute little Chinese babies and raise them to be my personal assassins.
#36
Quote by zgr0826
What? That's about 5 years away.


Oh you are that young. Still after grad school you probably want to work first etc. save up for a house and kids.
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#40
Quote by Neo Evil11
Oh you are that young. Still after grad school you probably want to work first etc. save up for a house and kids.


I'll actually be relatively set by that time, what with family contributions and other things that will be coming in about that time. Plus my significant other will have been working in a career for 2 years by then.
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