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#1
I keep reading peopel refer to this "group" and sick of it. Who the hell is it?
#2
Using Google does wonders, you know.
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#12
Right, I'm just going to go ahead and report this man. Quit posting so many threads.

Unless you can convince me not to... >_>
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#15
They're a rogue sect of the freemasons. It's said that Illuminati members have actually inflitrated the freemasons and they are now one in the same. Many celebrities, rappers, and singers are said to be apart of it. Supposedly some celebrity deaths are connected to the Illuminati. It all goes back to freemasonary.
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#17
A mechanism for unsuccessful people to justify their failures in life.
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Preposterous! This man is obviously one of them.
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#21
Who said a black man in da Illuminati? Last time I checked, that was the biggest racist party.
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#22
A historical group which opposed the church's crackdown on science in the middle ages, if I understand correctly.


They were just really smart ****ers, and they haven't been around for what I think is 600 years or so.
#23
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#24
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TS is the illuminati


I was just about to suggest that.

It all adds up...
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#26
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A historical group which opposed the church's crackdown on science in the middle ages, if I understand correctly.


They were just really smart ****ers, and they haven't been around for what I think is 600 years or so.



...wut?

The documented Illuminati was formed in 1776.

The Illuminati were intent on infiltrating governments to basically take financial or possibly total control of as much of the world as possible.

Nowadays conspiracy theorists refer to big banking families who probably work together as the same term, but I doubt the Rothchilds actually belong to an order named the illuminati in present day imo.

Other variations include that the illuminati schedules war, is pro population control through killing or chemtrails, and that all the illuminati are repitilian aliens stealing our gold.
#28
it's chalked up to conspiracy theory, secret groups for the elite and mega wealthy that does not include pop stars, rappers, ect,ect and most definitely not people of color this goes all the way back to England and supposedly found its way here around 1700/1800's in United States ( George Washington). There are documentaries ( History channel )on this subject just look em up. Do I think or believe they exist? They could have, do they now? I don't know, some say they do, some say they don't.


edit -garden of grey beat me to it.
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#29
It is a movement/secret society for "The New World Order", in which there is one government for the whole world, ruled by one leader. Kind of a cult, and they supposedly physically, and sometimes hitorically, eliminate anyone who would stand in the way of creating this world government. Some of these people would be for example, John F. Kennedy (stating now that I don't follow the illuminati at all, I'm against it) which is why some people say that the illuminati assassinated him. They thrive on conspiracy theories.
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Other variations include that the illuminati schedules war, is pro population control through killing or chemtrails, and that all the illuminati are repitilian aliens stealing our gold.


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#33
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...wut?

The documented Illuminati was formed in 1776.

The Illuminati were intent on infiltrating governments to basically take financial or possibly total control of as much of the world as possible.

Nowadays conspiracy theorists refer to big banking families who probably work together as the same term, but I doubt the Rothchilds actually belong to an order named the illuminati in present day imo.

Other variations include that the illuminati schedules war, is pro population control through killing or chemtrails, and that all the illuminati are repitilian aliens stealing our gold.

Yeah, the Dan Brown Illuminati stuff in Angels and Demons was inspired by questionable sources.
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Yeah, the Dan Brown Illuminati stuff in Angels and Demons was inspired by questionable sources.

It seemed more realistic to me than world control, assassinations, media infiltration, celebrity involvement and enslavement of humanity. So I just nitpicked and chose to believe the whole "a bunch of smart people get together and teach each other stuff that the church wouldn't allow, and have stopped doing so for a while" thing.
#35
Oh yeah, Brown did a great job of making it seem realistic the way he portrayed it, he's a fun writer.
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#36
Sh*t guise, NWO AND ALIENS. better start 'hailing' Satan now, so you don't end up in FEMA death camps.
#37
I'm fairly certain the Illuminati were around during the Crusades
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It seemed more realistic to me than world control, assassinations, media infiltration, celebrity involvement and enslavement of humanity.


yea none of that has happend/is happening at all
#40
If the Illuminati was a real thing, they would've asked me to join by now. Hence, bs. QED.
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