#1
..I can't get to sleep and I keep hearing a banging on what sounds like my front door...I go and check constantly but it never happens unless I'm like tucked in bed...
I already have my bedroom door locked and a sword unsheathed beside me.

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#2
jerk off on your front porch
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#4
Just pretend that it's just some guy in a mask knocking the door in an attempt to get you out of bed. The last time you got out of bed to check, one of the guys hiding in your closet walked over and started hiding under your bed. He's going to wait for your bed to make 3 creaking noises before making his move.
#5
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Just pretend that it's just some guy in a mask knocking the door in an attempt to get you out of bed. The last time you got out of bed to check, one of the guys hiding in your closet walked over and started hiding under your bed. He's going to wait for your bed to make 3 creaking noises before making his move.



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#6
someone is trolling you hard.I give them respect points for such commitment.Make sure you tell them I said that when they are coming to kill you.
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#7
quarter to 4? It's 4:21 buzz
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#8
well its 8.24pm on saturday here in the land of Oz. Try to go back to sleep and be glad you don't live in a land full of animals that can/want to kill you
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#9
Play X-box. Or even better, play guitar REALLY LOUD! If it doesn't scare em away, you'll have em head-banging.
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#10
LOL! Thank god I dont live in shitty New York! I feel perfectly safe right now! Safe enough to even say


statistically it would not be surprising if a burglar rapist came in your house
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LOL! Thank god I dont live in shitty New York! I feel perfectly safe right now! Safe enough to even say


statistically it would not be surprising if a burglar rapist came in your house



Came in your house?

You mean, like, ALL over the house?
#17
man i was eating mcdonalds at 4 at the morning cause i went party and i didnt it so i fall asleep like at 530 cause digestion went bad and i felt like shit
#18
Made it through the night alive, don't know what the hell that was, but my brother heard it too turns out...kind of more scary actually hah...
Anyway, thanks for the half-assed support.
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