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#1
I am an idiot.


Earlier tonight I consumed a nice glass of lemon juice. Five minutes later I forgot about aforementioned lemon juice and felt like a nice glass of chocolate milk. The following hour consisted of a merciless blitzkrieg in my stomach and resulted in the majority of both drinks being emptied into the toilet bowl. The best description I could give would be that it felt like every time I had ever had indigestion all at once and honestly it was one of the most painful things I have ever done (having broken bones and cut myself bad enough to need stiches before.)

I am now extremely scared of such an event occurring again so I thought I would come to Dr. Pit for advice on other food combinations to avoid. I'll kickstart by advising that combining combined 10 beers with 10 more beers will probably make you sick.
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#3
My dick.
Chocolate rain
Krabby pattys
Fruit
Healthy stuff in general.

Thats all I can think of.
#8
Spaghetti and a huge glass of milk.
Wine, rhum and lots of beer.
Prunes and spicy curry ( feels like Yellowstone's about to explode within your intestines.)
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#10
Bran flakes, blackberries and Kefir. Enjoy your first-class, one-way to the diarrhea convention.
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#12
I just tried drinking some lemon juice closely followed by chocolate milk. I feel absolutely fine so far.
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#13
Mexican food: Guacamole,Barracho Beans, +Peanut butter cookies after=Foul sufiric gas
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Warm whipped cream from a can and water. I fell asleep at my high school graduation after party at my friend's house. The whipped cream had been sitting there all night and was room temperature. They sprayed it in my face, I took off to the bathroom to wash it off, and then threw up because of how nasty it was.
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#19
Curry and Milk. One makes your Anus burn, the other makes you have to shit. Never ends well!!
#20
I feel like drinking lemon juice was your first mistake. is that a thing? I've honestly never heard of anybody doing that.


I had a banana and some orange juice the other day that killed my stomach. I'm still not really sure why.
#21
Ten gallons of any liquid.
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#22
Sparkling apple juice and spicy pepperoni sticks. Instant vomit every time.
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#23
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Ten gallons of any liquid.

Can one's stomach even hold 10 gallons? I'd better try it out sometime...

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#25
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I just tried drinking some lemon juice closely followed by chocolate milk. I feel absolutely fine so far.

pretty much, OP has a weak stomach

i combine dairy, beer, and juice quite often with little time inbetween and at most feel a slight bit uncomfortable
#28
My family has a history of sub-par digestion systems.
I can't eat a fucking Poptart without having heart burn for 6 hours.
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#29
The last time I drank chocolate milk was when I made the disastrous mistake of drinking a glass with almost an entire loaf of garlic bread. a fate worse than death.
#30
I'm glad I don't have inbred genes (like a lot of people in this thread) and can actually digest food.
#31
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Can one's stomach even hold 10 gallons? I'd better try it out sometime...

OT: The hot sauce "Ass-in-the-Tub" and any other food.


some woman drowned a few years ago after drinking almost 2 gallons of water...in a contest tow in a ps3 I think...
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#33
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Eat a cup of flour (any kind)

So simple, yet so horrific

why would this be bad?
#34
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some woman drowned a few years ago after drinking almost 2 gallons of water...in a contest tow in a ps3 I think...


I think it was for a wii. "Hold you wee for a Wii."
#36
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she didn't drown, it was some kind of water poisoning.



Not "water poisoning", too much water got into her body which messed up all her cells - basically the opposite of what happens when you drink seawater.
#37
Cheese and a hamburger.
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Cheese and a hamburger.

Isn't any form of ham deadly for you, since you're jewish?
#39
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Isn't any form of ham deadly for you, since you're jewish?

It's implied so I didn't think I should mention it as well.
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It's implied so I didn't think I should mention it as well.

Oh...

I see. I thought it wasn't a joke because most of the hamburgers I have are made from beef.
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