#4
Points for originality!

Also, not to be overtly politically correct*, but what was the point of mentioning his skin colour? They've already caught him, so it's not as if a description would help them find him. Might as well have said: "A circumsized, clean-shaven person with 10 fingers walked into a Walmart..."

*And failing
#5
Quote by frankv
Points for originality!

Also, not to be overtly politically correct*, but what was the point of mentioning his skin colour? They've already caught him, so it's not as if a description would help them find him. Might as well have said: "A circumsized, clean-shaven person with 10 fingers walked into a Walmart..."

*And failing

Because now people can blame his crazy activity on the colour of his skin
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#6
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Also, not to be overtly politically correct*, but what was the point of mentioning his skin colour? They've already caught him, so it's not as if a description would help them find him. Might as well have said: "A circumsized, clean-shaven person with 10 fingers walked into a Walmart..."

*And failing

Because black men have big schlongs?
#8
For some reason, I misread the thread title as "Naked man steals stocks from Wall Street"...
#9
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Because now people can blame his crazy activity on the colour of his skin

Nah, that can't be it.
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Because black men have big schlongs?

This thought has merit!

I bet the aggravated assault charges were the direct result of the police officers being intimidated by his beast of burden.
#10
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I bet the aggravated assault charges were the direct result of the police officers being intimidated by his beast of burden.

#11
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Nah, that can't be it.

This thought has merit!

I bet the aggravated assault charges were the direct result of the police officers being intimidated by his beast of burden.


HAHAHAHA!
#14
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The video's tags

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#17
Quote by L2112Lif
Oh hell, it happened in Exton... And I was IN that wal-mart at the time.

o_0


EDIT: I live in West Chester and work in Downingtown...



You don't happen to be black and around 250 pounds by any chance?
#19
Charged of being naked.
If only he hadn't spat and hit the officer, that'd be awesome. Oh, and if he paid for the socks.
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#21
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Is she real?

TS that video had like <300 views, what were you looking up? Those tags!

By the looks of it, "Latex Penis Fetish: XXX"
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