#1
This man is a legend. Basically, he describes himself as "THE FORREST GUMP OF THE 21ST CENTURY".
Known for such classics as:

"DRINKS BOTTLE OF WINE IN 15 SECONDS" (my personal favourite, coughing fit <3)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N-JjeHmBMs

"EATING A JAR OF WASABI IN 1 MINUTE"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSzji7oV4Vw

and of course,
"EATS A LARGE ERASER"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05h7yU3taPQ

Thoughts? Is he going to die?

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#2
Yes
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#6
He doesn't blink. At all.
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#8
His next video should be about him driving around and eating DWI citations.


What a weird fuckin' dude... I almost pity him.
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#10
Watching every one of his videos tonight

Nevermind.

He's gonna die.
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#11
Hmm.
Forrest Gump was stupid and naive but was also innocent and caring because of this. I don't think a guy who is a bit slow is exactly Forrest Gump.
Also Gump did things for no reason, and he didn't exactly do dumb things like eating erasers. I mean, he ran for a really long time for no reason which is stupid, but it's not stupid in the sense that it's incredibly unhealthy for him.
This guy's not doing his body any good. I wouldn't be surprised if he did die. =/
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Hmm.
Forrest Gump was stupid and naive but was also innocent and caring because of this. I don't think a guy who is a bit slow is exactly Forrest Gump.
Also Gump did things for no reason, and he didn't exactly do dumb things like eating erasers. I mean, he ran for a really long time for no reason which is stupid, but it's not stupid in the sense that it's incredibly unhealthy for him.
This guy's not doing his body any good. I wouldn't be surprised if he did die. =/


Wasn't for no reason, his best friend and his mum died and the love of his life bailed on him after he proposed.

He needed to run, man.
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Wasn't for no reason, his best friend and his mum died and the love of his life bailed on him after he proposed.

He needed to run, man.


Yeah that's true. Didn't think about that. That was a bad example. Better examples are him playing ping pong just because he played one day and basically just went with it, and all of his celebrity encounters he never took advantage of because he had no idea what situation he was in.
Still, it wasn't for the reason of just doing stupid shit, right?
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Yeah that's true. Didn't think about that. That was a bad example. Better examples are him playing ping pong just because he played one day and basically just went with it, and all of his celebrity encounters he never took advantage of because he had no idea what situation he was in.
Still, it wasn't for the reason of just doing stupid shit, right?


Exactly, Forrest was just naive.
This guy...I don't know. I'll have to wait till Tom Hanks portrays him in an epic film to truly know, I guess.
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#15
Did he died?
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#16
Big suprise that he's a Giant's fan.
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#18
Why does he not blink? Better question actually, HOW!?
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#19
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the guy drank a bottle of elmers glue. the mofo is going to die.


So far I've seen him eat the glue, eat 3 lit cigarettes, eat a stick of deoderant, eat HAIR SPRAY, eat vaginal cream, eat douches, eat sunscreen, and so much more. What the flying fuck???
#20
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Why does he not blink? Better question actually, HOW!?


Through all the drugs and miscellaneous things he has ingested he inherited Super junkie powers
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#22
I hope he dies, honestly. Filth.
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#23
So a guy with no particular talent uploads videos of himself ingesting disgusting objects?
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So a guy with no particular talent uploads videos of himself ingesting disgusting objects?


That's the way it works, if you can't be the cool guy or the hott guy, there's always someone to be the crazy guy. They all lead to popularity. (In this case, internet popularity, as I'm sure no people are sitting at this guys house cheering him on as he scarfs down 3 raw steaks and a six pack of cold teriyaki sauce.)
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