Poll: strip clubs can be depressing sometimes..
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you sound like a little f*ck boy OP, man up brah! :rant:
7 8%
i know what you mean. it is sometimes :(
20 24%
don't go then and spoil the fun for the rest of us dirtbags with all your moping and shit :gunsfirin
2 2%
huh? Its not possible for an environment with tits and booze to be depressing :shrug:
9 11%
I find it sad some girls sell their bodies for a paycheck, they need father figures :rolleyes:
14 17%
don't fall in love with a stripper bro! :facepalm:
17 20%
strippers are my weakness...OP if you don't tap that ass I will :waldo:
4 5%
what's wrong OP? oh u mad 'cause i'm STYLIN' on you! :dance:
10 12%
Voters: 83.
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#1
My mind was going through all these negative thought loops. I shouldn't have ate those shrooms. Seeing a bunch of dirtbags throwing dollar bills at chicks, hooting and hollering like they were pieces of meat. I felt worse once I realized I was one of those dirtbags. The lights were disorienting. I was wondering how all these girls ending up here? did they make bad decisions in life? That's somebodies daughter up there man, ya know? daddy's little girl and shit...I figured I was thinking too much so I got stone drunk and got a lapdance from a goddess. I told the goddess I was having a bad time and she told me everything was going to be okay. 'Just think about the now'. That made me feel a little bit better. She said all the right things. I think I love her..
#3
Your existence is depressing all the time.

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#5
This is badass.
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#8
strip clubs are pretty solid evidence that there is no god.

and i find them hilarious.
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#10
They make me sad cuz the strippers barely show off their feet
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#11
Quote by joestrat5000
They make me sad cuz the strippers barely show off their feet


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#12
strip. club. depressing

does not compute
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#13
Strip clubs are gross.
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#14
Stripper Girl!
I Need Some Cash
Get On Stage And Shake That Ass!

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#16
I feel like the OP is from a movie, but I don't know what movie.
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#17
I once had 2 drunk strippers scissoring in the bathtub of my hotel room. I didn't even pay them, my friends and I were just partying with a couple of white trash girls who had a day job of taking clothes off for money. Spring break '08.
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#19
Quote by Primus2112
I feel like the OP is from a movie, but I don't know what movie.

He's Donny from the Big Lebowski.

No one likes him and everyone wants him to shut the fuck up.

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#20
Quote by moscaespañol
He's Donny from the Big Lebowski.

No one likes him and everyone wants him to shut the fuck up.


Ouch.
#21
Deep thread, bro.
And yeah, I do kind of find it sick. Weirdly though, I feel like I would be less concerned about it if I was actually a woman. But as a dude, I find it degrading for the girl but also for the guy for having to resort to paying to watch girls dance.
Last edited by captainsnazz at Feb 19, 2012,
#23
Quote by moscaespañol
He's Donny from the Big Lebowski.

No one likes him and everyone wants him to shut the fuck up.


I meant the content of the OP though
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#24
Quote by Primus2112
I meant the content of the OP though

By the way, the quote in your sig is referring to me.

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#26
I dont understand strip clubs, seriously you cant do anything with them so why would you pay a girl to tease you.
#27
...Dude, that's sort of a stripper's job. Basically, you are a client. If a client isn't feeling good, they're less likely to pay. That is not a good thing.

It's strictly business, brah.
#29
Used to be a fan not so much anymore.

I hate the phonyness of it all. One minute she's a smiling at me like i'm a god and the next minute its the guy next to me with one arm, a colostomy bag, and bad breath.

I hate being lied to and cheated so the novelty has worn off.
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#31
Dude... wow. Like, I never saw it like that, man. Like, you should be like, a philosopher or something, bro. Like, seriously, man.
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#32
I hate your polls so much.
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#33
It's mostly because you ate shrooms and went to a strip club. That does not sound like a good combination. Every time I dropped acid, I got this intense feeling of depression and anger towards society and reality in general. Hallucinogens can really mind **** you. Next time you go to a strip club, just drink like everybody else.
#34
Sounds like a sh*tty Vincent Gallo movie.
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#35
Go to a all nude strip club on extacy.
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#38
why would you go to a strip club on shrooms?
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#40
Quote by killjoy_bentley
My mind was going through all these negative thought loops. I shouldn't have ate those shrooms. Seeing a bunch of dirtbags throwing dollar bills at chicks, hooting and hollering like they were pieces of meat. I felt worse once I realized I was one of those dirtbags. The lights were disorienting. I was wondering how all these girls ending up here? did they make bad decisions in life? That's somebodies daughter up there man, ya know? daddy's little girl and shit...I figured I was thinking too much so I got stone drunk and got a lapdance from a goddess. I told the goddess I was having a bad time and she told me everything was going to be okay. 'Just think about the now'. That made me feel a little bit better. She said all the right things. I think I love her..

This almost sounds like it was written by Holden Caulfied.
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