HAX 2 THA MAX '12 sponsored by Sprite® and Jolly Ranchers® - PLAYERS NEEDED!!!

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#1
stop hovering and click this shit[Mood music]



That's right, UG's Haxballers are having a tournament, and we want new blood to participate; that means you!

But genghis, I've never heard of, but much less played "Haxball"!

Well UGer, Haxball is a football (soccer) type internet game that has developed a cult following around the web for it's short learning curve and addictive nature. In short, hax iz 2 bad 4 u.

behind__you
Blackholesun00
Bob_Sacamano
BrainDamage
caeser1156
Caff
CamSampbell
Captain Ron
devourke
devilskommander
Duffman
Erias/loft
Fate of Mind
Fat Lard
GenghisGandhi
GoxGetterxGuy
hdog
King Donkey
Leperaffinity01
lushacrous
marchoso
MetallicSka
My Hands!
Owenlee55
PT Johe
Sam_B
smartguyreviews
Spay
Talk Box
Tangle
Thrash
Trowzaa
Ty
Well....
WillT08
xX.SirenSong.Xx

SteveHouse is stat nerd.

Teams:
1. Well.... and xX.SirenSong.Xx
2. GoxGetterxGuy and Bob_Sacamano
3. Talk Box and devourke
4. Thrash and Fat Lard
5. Trowzaa and PT Johe
6. MetallicSka and caeser1156
7. Tangle and GenghisGandhi
8. BrainDamage and My Hands!
9. Spay and marchoso
10. Captain Ron and behind__you
11. Leperaffinity01 and Owenlee55
12. smartguyreviews and Duffman
13. CamSampbell and Fate of Mind
14. lushacrous and WillT08
15. Blackholesun00 and Ty
16. devilskommander and hdog
17. Erias/loft and Sam_B
18. King Donkey and Caff

Happy Haxing!















STAY PURPLE
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Feb 29, 2012,
#2
Ladies and gentlenerds, put some bling on it.
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#4
AWWWWWWW YEAAAHHH
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I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

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Last edited by MetallicSka at Feb 19, 2012,
#5
I score own goals whenever I play and last time I played someone said I housed someone so I'm down.
#7
Would play, but I live so far on the other side of the world from you guys I ended up lagging like a bitch the previous time I played with you guys.
#8
That gif goal is lame and the result of specterrible goaltending.

Sure whatever I'll get back into it. Adam already convinced me. Is SS gonna play?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#12
Every time I try to play with you all I can't get in due to being unable to connect.

Edit: I'd sign up and see if I can though
Last edited by slipknot5678 at Feb 19, 2012,
#13
Quote by triface
Would play, but I live so far on the other side of the world from you guys I ended up lagging like a bitch the previous time I played with you guys.

Do you want to be on my team bro? I live in New Zealand so we can both lose and blame it on the lag.
#14
Alright Now Like When's The Draft? I Need To Know When I Will Be Accurately Assessing The Failurific Talents Of All Other Teams

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#16
Quote by gonzaw
I would join if I WASN'T BUSY PARTYING UP A STORM IN URUGUAY LEAVING NO TIME FOR MAFIA WHICH SHOULD BE MY FIRST PRIORITY

FTFY
#17
Meh, why not.

EDIT: Any games I could join right now?
West Ham United
Last edited by King Donkey at Feb 19, 2012,
#19
Imma do it. Never played before, but bitch please, I watched those gifs.
جورجيا الاباحى؟ أيها
#20
that looks so fun I wanna play but I wont cuz time zones and I'm probably really bad at it and whoever I play with will hate me forever

wait, when is this gonna be?
cat
Last edited by guitarxo at Feb 19, 2012,
#22
It is time.
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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#25
Do I have to sign up? Well, in anyway.

And we'll decide on game times when we get it all sorted.
Hull City A.F.C

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#27
There's a haxball thread if you guys wanna practice, if I wasn't on my phone I would link it. Password is always UG1 on all the rooms.
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

LoL: Kublai Dong

MC: StealthTurtle
Twitter
Last.fm
#28
Quote by MetallicSka
There's a haxball thread if you guys wanna practice, if I wasn't on my phone I would link it. Password is always UG1 on all the rooms.

Should I keep my rooms out of this thread then?

EDIT: So is my haxin now sponsored by Sprite?
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
Last edited by Dwight.Schrute at Feb 19, 2012,
#30
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I did the goal in the gif (well I'm Barry B).

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Another sexy goal

IM IN BTW

Filthy.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#32
Quote by guitarxo
that looks so fun I wanna play but I wont cuz time zones and I'm probably really bad at it and whoever I play with will hate me forever

wait, when is this gonna be?

Its ok, I'm only mean to the ones that don't like hockey.
#34
I R no0b¨! Anyone up for a friendly match?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
So how long does it take before you become good. Every game I play I feel like an obstacle in the way of the pros. They rage quit or just laugh.
Also, the lag is extreme.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#39
Just find a room where you don't lag and try to copy some of the good players, it'll help your technique

And Thrash, fu.
Hull City A.F.C

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#40
Also, anyone wanna host?
Hull City A.F.C

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