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#1
I've realised that pretty much every country has one. England has Wales. The USA has Canada. Germany has Switzerland, Austria, and Denmark.

amirite guise?
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#6
im canadian and this hurts my feelings
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#7
Hungary I guess.


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#8
Quote by SkepsisMetal
You mean Canada has the USA



How about we split the difference and both of us have Alaska?
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#9
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What does Wales have, then?

It's not a completed theory... Some of the weirder countries don't have weird neighbours.

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im canadian and this hurts my feelings

Relax, you have Alaska!
#14
Canada has USA is over 9,000 accurate. If I were going to say one of these countries is genuinely weird, it would definitely, without question, be the US.
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#15
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Scotland has England, trolool

You say that because you know England is superior and that nobody would take you seriously anyway.
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#16
I think we are the weird little neighbour...


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Sweden has Denmark and Finland

No love for Norway?
#17
Canada has the states.
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#18
Quote by LRCGUITAR
I've realised that pretty much every country has one. England has Wales. The USA has Canada. Germany has Switzerland, Austria, and Denmark.

amirite guise?



Would you call this guy your weird neighbour?


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#19
Does Scotland have England? Or Ireland? Or Norway?

Probably not Norway, who we only hate slightly, and it's over fishing laws.
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#20
lol at you canadians and USA-ians. i always considered the USA and canada the same country.

when this question comes up all of you should in my opinion sit quiet and look at the floor, realizing you are the world's weird neighboring continent.

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#22
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Netherlands has Belgium


hey!


as usual i blame it on france
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Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
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No love for Norway?


You're not weird, just rich.
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#29
Who does the US border again? Canadia? Whatev, I don't need to know these things.
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#31
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It's the only truth I know!

I could name more weird Dutch phenomena than Belgian ones though...


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#32
To the Canada/US comments:

Aboot.

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#33
The Farao Islands is ours retarded little brother, I actually went there once when we were sailing to Denmark, it's the most boring place on planet earth the suicide rate is probably insanely high.
#34
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Canada has the USA.
FTFY
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#35
Ireland has the North. Or England.
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#38
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You mean Canada is the USA



Fixed


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Canada has USA, USA has Mexico, Mexico has Cuba...


Cuba is closer to the US than Mexico
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#39
Quote by Ylasto
You're not weird, just rich.
The Danes speak with vowels exclusively and drink too much, and the Fins are married to their saunas..

I thought the Swedish equivalent of the Norwegian "svenskevitser" (Norwegian for jokes about swedes) were jokes about Norwegians, or what, "söta bror"?
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I thought the Swedish equivalent of the Norwegian "svenskevitser" (Norwegian for jokes about swedes) were jokes about Norwegians, or what, "söta bror"?

Norway is the only way.
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