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I have this huge fat pimple. It's filled with puss but I haven't popped it yet. I want to see if not touching is better than popping it. I want to pop it so bad, pit give me the strength not to pop it. It's itchy too.
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Quote by Steel8909
I have this huge fat pimple. It's filled with puss but I haven't popped it yet. I want to see if not touching is better than popping it. I want to pop it so bad, pit give me the strength not to pop it. It's itchy too.

Why wouldn't you pop it? It's so much fun and it's the best way to get rid of zits
#9
I popped this little ****er on my top lip yesterday. Felt light years better.

Do it bro.
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#10
Quote by RU Experienced?
Why is that sharks left ventral fin disembodied?

Shark fin soup.
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#11
Quote by guitarxo
Shark fin soup.

It carries around soup?
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You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
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Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
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Quote by StillSublime
It carries around soup?

Of course. Why are sharks attracted to blood? They use it for the stock.
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#15
Quote by Steel8909
Forgot to mention, it's also a dick pimple hahah


Dude...you gotta wash yourself better.
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#16
Quote by Steel8909
Forgot to mention, it's also a dick pimple hahah

awwwwwww! shit! dick pimple? never had that. maybe you should see a doctor, might be VD
#18
Quote by Deliriumbassist
So herpes, basically.

You can get herpes in other places, it's probably more analogous to genital warts.
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Quote by guitarxo
Of course. Why are sharks attracted to blood? They use it for the stock.

Oo. You got me there, I never thought of that..
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Quote by AtaBorMan
You're the biggest dick we've had in the Pit for a while.
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Stop talking, you have are the biggest dick the pit has seen in a while.
#20
Herp derp her...

Wait Herpes?!?!?!


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Quote by Steel8909
Forgot to mention, it's also a dick pimple hahah

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Why not pop it? Just get some rubbing alcohol and disinfect that shit before/after.
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Quote by Deliriumbassist
So herpes, basically.



Nah I doubt it, I've only had 1 sexual partner, and I've had this pimple pop up when I was a kid aka still a virgin.
#25
Squeeze to a point on your helpless member. Let the nasty out.
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Why not pop it? Just get some rubbing alcohol and disinfect that shit before/after.

JESUS CHRIST! why would you even THINK about putting rubbing alcohol on your dick?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Quote by Steel8909
Nah I doubt it, I've only had 1 sexual partner, and I've had this pimple pop up when I was a kid aka still a virgin.


Do you have dimples?

Maybe your dad got herpes and boinked your mum when she was carrying you. If you have dimples, then this super serious scientific theory could be the answer, because how else do kids get dimples?
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Quote by jakesmellspoo
JESUS CHRIST! why would you even THINK about putting rubbing alcohol on your dick?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

In an open sore no less ಠ_ಠ

Do it TS, report back to us.
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Quote by Deliriumbassist
Do you have dimples?

Maybe your dad got herpes and boinked your mum when she was carrying you. If you have dimples, then this super serious scientific theory could be the answer, because how else do kids get dimples?


Nope no dimples.
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Quote by jakesmellspoo
JESUS CHRIST! why would you even THINK about putting rubbing alcohol on your dick?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Just don't get it in the sensitive areas and you'll be fine. It'll be a masculinising experiece >_>
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Quote by metalblaster
Dude.


Fuuuckin' gross. Nuke that shit right now.

Don't listen to this guy, nuking your dick has never worked TRUST ME
#33
Dick pimple... dimple.

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#36
Quote by -Mantra-
Girlfriends like to pop dickpimples?


i sure as hell wouldn't want to show my girlfriend (if i had one) a dick pimple.
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Quote by jakesmellspoo
awwwwwww! shit! dick pimple?




This combination of words is incredible.
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