Some girl gave a guy a fake number, which ended up being mine. How can I troll him?

#1
Last night, right around midnight, I got a text from a number I didn't recognize that said "Hey whats?". I asked who it was, and he replied with "Lol its the guy in the car u gave ur number to lol", and about an hour later he added "This is the guy that is the guy that was riding with sean lol".

I'm thinking of at least replying with something like "Oh, right, what was your name again? ;p" to at least get a first name, but not really anything beyond that. Can the pit think of any good methods of trolling?
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Tell him you're horny and to meet you at some address .. and to go round the back, the keys under the mat.

Then call the police and say you heard someone trying to break into the same address.
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#5
Text him back, but make it seem like you're talking to some other guy you gave your number to the same night being subtle at first and then make it totally obvious that you're thinking of a completely different person.
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lead him on for le sexy time at a downtrodden motel in west Seattle and then offer surprise butt sex via man-bear-pig.
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Tell him you're horny and to meet you at some address .. and to go round the back, the keys under the mat.

Then call the police and say you heard someone trying to break into the same address.

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#8
I think you should go the Homicidal Boyfriend route.

Call him and be like "who the **** is this? Why are you texting my chick" sorta stuff. Scare the shit out of him.
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Tell him you're horny and to meet you at some address .. and to go round the back, the keys under the mat.

Then call the police and say you heard someone trying to break into the same address.


Yeah, that's pretty good.
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#11
Talk to him, tell him it was a fake number. Get him to keep your number, talk to the chick again, and find out her real name and number. Then YOU text HER being angry that she gave him your number. Pretend you know her from somewhere too.
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#14
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tuck it and send him pics. see if he can tell the difference.


definitely.
#15
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tuck it and send him pics. see if he can tell the difference.



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Tell him you're horny and to meet you at some address .. and to go round the back, the keys under the mat.

Then call the police and say you heard someone trying to break into the same address.

I second this motion wholeheartedly.
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tuck it and send him pics. see if he can tell the difference.


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Quote by jakesmellspoo
tuck it and send him pics. see if he can tell the difference.

I was at a friend's house a year or so ago when another friend of ours started texting Friend A's creepy cousin. He pretended to be another female friend of ours who the creepy cousin had been talking to earlier that week. He ended up sending him pictures of his ass crack (with a bra on, it was only slightly convincing) and as you suggested, the tuck. The conversation just got uncomfortable for everyone after that so we ended it with a picture of the guy's face.
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You should've cat facted him

Why didn't I think of this before I sent him a text telling him the truth?
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#27
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Why didn't I think of this before I sent him a text telling him the truth?

DAMNIT. FUCK YOU!


loljk. you should definitely post the conversation though.
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#29
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send him a dick pic

The first reply is the best reply, however...
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tuck it and send him pics. see if he can tell the difference.

This is a great alternative
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Talk to him, tell him it was a fake number. Get him to keep your number, talk to the chick again, and find out her real name and number. Then YOU text HER being angry that she gave him your number. Pretend you know her from somewhere too.

This works too lol
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#30
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Last night, right around midnight, I got a text from a number I didn't recognize that said "Hey whats?". I asked who it was, and he replied with "Lol its the guy in the car u gave ur number to lol", and about an hour later he added "This is the guy that is the guy that was riding with sean lol".

I'm thinking of at least replying with something like "Oh, right, what was your name again? ;p" to at least get a first name, but not really anything beyond that. Can the pit think of any good methods of trolling?

Have your gf call him and troll him.
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do it anyway!

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Smell ya later!
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wow, these people are a bunch of stupid drama queens. everybody dies, idiots, not every guitar breaks.

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#32
Invite him to your house and tell him to come in. Text him to say that you'll be right down. When he's in your kitchen you walk in dressed as Chris Hansen and tell him to 'Sit down'...
#33
Find the local police station number (not 911, the actually number). Send it to him and say its your home phone because your cell is out of minutes. Tell him to call with a very sexy and seductive voice.

Wait for his response.
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Invite him to your house and tell him to come in. Text him to say that you'll be right down. When he's in your kitchen you walk in dressed as Chris Hansen and tell him to 'Sit down'...


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