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So today is my buddy's birthday and I'm looking to get him a gift. Budget: about $15. Looking for ideas that about any 17/18 year old guy would like. Do your best Pit. (Unfortunately, hookers aren't an option.)

EDIT: Hookers AND sexual favors
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Last edited by mtshark at Feb 20, 2012,
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Acquire a $15 box. Cut out a small hole in bottom. Stick your engorged manhood in the hole. Hand your buddy his awesome birthday gift.

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#5
condoms.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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So today is my buddy's birthday and I'm looking to get him a gift. Budget: about $15.

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as an indentured servant for three years lolololo
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#12
If I can be serious here within your price range: Legos. Especially Star Wars Legos.
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#13
Weed?

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#14
Food. There's nothing like stuffing your face with a good meal.
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Make it extra small condoms.


Alright, my favorite!
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#18
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Give him the $15.
That wouldn't appear like much of a gift. What you need to do, TS, is buy him a 15 dollar gift card.
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#19
Buy him 1500 gummy bears.
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Acquire a $15 box. Cut out a small hole in bottom. Stick your engorged manhood in the hole. Hand your buddy his awesome birthday gift.



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#23
Next time the icecream man comes around, take him to get a $15 popsicle, and pay for it in pennies, just like that one time on Dexter's Laboratory. Lulz will surely ensue, though the icecream man probably won't stop for you ever again.

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