#1
I love to water my plants, and then fondle its flowers.

Problem is, I cannot tell whether the plant is really into it and it's killing me.
#4
Yeah, I wait until the third or fourth date before fondling for the most part.
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#5
They liked to be violated right under the stamen. Oh yeah baby!
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#8
Reading this made my spongy mesophyll turgid.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#9
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They liked to be violated right under the stamen. Oh yeah baby!

You filthy, dirty, little boy.
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

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#10
I think a certain fruit would be appropriate...

Anyway, remember, TS, a lack of "No" does not mean "yes."
#11
I've deflowered a few plants myself, if you catch my drift.
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#12
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
You filthy, dirty, little boy.



Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#13
If you want to get to the root of the problem, you should check the phloem. Low sugar levels could result in decreased activity.