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#4
Quote by chev311e
I like girls that look like they're pregnant but aren't.
Wait... you mean fat girls?

Eew that's so gay.

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#5
Y'know, in a maximum of nine months, you're gonna regret that username.
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#6
Preggzo Kelly is the motherliest of them all.

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#7
I'm turned on by annoying TSes who make topics on the first day of joining up
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Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
#8
Your username will look stupid in 9 months or less.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#9
Quote by PregnantKelly22
Do you have an odd fetish? I'm pregnant and some guys find that sexy.

Weird, right?


The thought that any man would trust themselves to fuck you, let alone leave their semen in you, is far weirder.
#10
I want to punch you in the face and I dont even know you. Thats how you make me feel. THAT IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME! RAGE!


Weird, right?
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#12
I want to know who is behind all of these perverted Kelly profiles
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#14
Quote by FrauVfromPoB
Kelly22 is taking a new direction in its trolling.


What if Kelly is Fassa?

Can't be.

For I am Kelly
#16
Quote by PregnantKelly22
Do you have an odd fetish? I'm pregnant and some guys find that sexy.

Weird, right?

Not to anyone that's been on the internet for more than 10 minutes.
#17
Quote by devourke
Can't be.

For I am Kelly

... but what if you're Fassa?

When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#18
Quote by AmalgamOfMeat
Not to anyone that's been on the internet for more than 10 minutes.
You have absolutely no clue as to what's going on here.
ggg1 ggg3

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#19
Quote by devourke
Can't be.

For I am Kelly

In life, we have no name. But on the Internet, we gain a name: and that name is Kelly.
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#20
I don't really get the prego fetishes.

Then again, I don't understand pain or urine fetishes.
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#21
Quote by chev311e
I like girls that look like they're pregnant but aren't.


Oh, do you mean - fat girls?

I don't something special, I just like watchin' girl-on-girl action...
Man, I sound like a perv, I must blame the thread for it!
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#22
Quote by behind_you
You have absolutely no clue as to what's going on here.

I guess not =\ I just discovered the internet 10 minutes ago.
#23
a friend of a friend had a really strong foot fetish which i laughed at but then i happened to be with him with my girlfriend. She was wearing sandals. He wouldnt stop oogling her feet. It got to a point where i told him
"Stop staring at her fckin feet!"

my girlfriend was a little confused/mad at me until i told her why i said that afterwards, she always wore shoes around him from that point on
#24
Quote by AmalgamOfMeat
I just discovered the internet 10 minute ago.


Time for your second discovery today:
Plurals!
Fascinating things they are!
To make a noun plural, you add an s to the end of it!
Example-one minute is singular, ten minutes is plural!
Isn't that neat?
#25
Idea to stop Kelly:

1. Someone send virus to Kelly.
2. Retrieve credit card information.
3. Buy Bogner half-stacks for every UG user.
4. PROFIT!!!
#26
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
a friend of a friend had a really strong foot fetish which i laughed at but then i happened to be with him with my girlfriend. She was wearing sandals. He wouldnt stop oogling her feet. It got to a point where i told him
"Stop staring at her fckin feet!"

my girlfriend was a little confused/mad at me until i told her why i said that afterwards, she always wore shoes around him from that point on

I can understand finding a woman's feet attractive, but being attracted sexually to them is just weird to me.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#27
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
a friend of a friend had a really strong foot fetish which i laughed at but then i happened to be with him with my girlfriend. She was wearing sandals. He wouldnt stop oogling her feet. It got to a point where i told him
"Stop staring at her fckin feet!"

my girlfriend was a little confused/mad at me until i told her why i said that afterwards, she always wore shoes around him from that point on

Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


Quote by blake1221
If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#28
Awhile back, I heard that foot fetishes were caused by some part of the brain being improperly formed/configured. I guess it could just be a matter of perspective, but I really wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of brain damage.
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#29
Puppy play, foot worship, chastity, feminization, any of those weird enough for ya? If it's not urine/scat and it doesn't hurt too much, I'll probably like it.

To me the foot thing isn't as much about the feet themselves but the image of kneeling at a woman's feet being a total act of submission.
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#30
Omg you again? There's no getting rid of Kelly22 is there?
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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#31
dendrophilia. the "love of trees"

i love how kelly22 goes by "PregnantKelly22" now


She's so pretty in her casts
The prettiest thing I've ever seen
I only get to hold her when she's injured
I only get to kiss her where she's sore
#32
tricophillia. The most unpervy fetish ever.

I think I have it, as I like long hair (the longer it is the more attractive it is, those obviously there's a point where it just gets impractical) and think hair is the prettiest feature of a girl. Also I have a thing for gingers
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#33
Quote by JimDawson
Awhile back, I heard that foot fetishes were caused by some part of the brain being improperly formed/configured. I guess it could just be a matter of perspective, but I really wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of brain damage.

I suggest taking a sexology class, brah.

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Omg you again? There's no getting rid of Kelly22 is there?

I know ! I cant believe this thread is even still open! Damn you Kelly22! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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#35
Quote by devourke
Can't be.

For I am Kelly


U Kelly bro?
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#36
Quote by rgrockr
Puppy play, foot worship, chastity, feminization, any of those weird enough for ya? If it's not urine/scat and it doesn't hurt too much, I'll probably like it.

To me the foot thing isn't as much about the feet themselves but the image of kneeling at a woman's feet being a total act of submission.

What's puppy play?

[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Appendix removal scars.

I'm the only person I know of with this fetish.
Do you have a preference of lathroscopic or traditional?
#37
I have a fetish for Kelly22's threads.
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#38
Quote by RU Experienced?

Do you have a preference of lathroscopic or traditional?

Traditional.

They're getting rarer and rarer.
#39
I find myself turned on by pregnant women who are already attractive. I think of myself knocking them up. I'm a bit of a sick bastard, though. I always think of getting my girlfriend pregnant while we're having sex and it gets me going. We've been together for 4 years, no protection, and no kids except for her 6 year old who she had from a previous relationship. Some would consider me lucky, I guess, but it makes me wonder if we'd ever have a baby together if we wanted one, ya know?

Other odd fetishes... creampies, oral sex (w/ swallowing), girls getting their asses (and holes) licked... I've done that before... pretty cool and not gross.

I have a healthy sexual appetite, I'd say.
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#40
Quote by Trizek
Omg you again? There's no getting rid of Kelly22 is there?


Don't allow usernames with the combination 'Kelly22' in them?
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