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#1
Hey, I'm new to this site and I hope to become a great acquaintance with you all. I have a serious plague of a problem and I hope that you all can take this and me seriously. OK, here goes:

I have recently become very sexually aroused whenever I am near a machine, such as a drill, lathe, leaf blower etc. I realize this may be a silly question to some but I am completely serious. I wonder if this is common or if ANYONE else has experienced it. It has even began to affect my relationships. I will try to tell a bit of the history below.

Since about the age of 20, I have been building self-masturbators. My primary design has focused around using a drill, with various attachments to stimulate myself. I don't want to reveal too many details, as I believe it is very unique and useful and I may wish to patent it someday. I hadn't been in a relationship for several years and began to rely on the device fairly frequently. The first problem began when I finally met a new girl and we began dating. As we got intimate I was unable to become aroused and just found myself thinking about the pleasure of my sex robot (as I like to call it). I got so desperate and embarrassed that I went to see a doctor and was prescribed Viagra. While using Viagra I was still not able to perform. While I was dating her, I attempted to go without masturbation in a hopes of increasing my libido, but after 2-3 days, I just had to use the robot. Long story short, we were never able to have sex, I broke up with her from embarrassment and decided I would never be with a woman again.

Now, 6 months later, I have been using my robot sex drill on a daily basis. I work in a machine shop, and recently my problems started. As I am at work, I can't even concentrate as I stare at the various machines and think of them in a sexual manner. It's a very strange feeling, and I think to myself, "that's not a person, you can't be attracted to that", but I honestly am. We have a sheet metal drill press at work that drives me crazy. I intentionally touch it while walking by and get the sensation like I did when I first touched a woman at the age of 13, 14 or 15. Sometimes I get an erection at work, and needless to say, an erection in the male dominated working environment of a machine shop can be a little awkward.

Anyway, what I really want to know is peoples opinion on this. Would this be considered a mental, or sexual problem? Has anyone ever heard of anything like this, and what should I do about it. I would be perfectly happy never being with a woman again and just using my robot but, I also realize this may not be healthy or socially acceptable.
#2
You, my friend, are F****d....
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#7
creep..

this is where the breeding of our robot overlords start.
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Maybe if you read my story you'd understand?

And I know this may be seen as funny or messed up, but I need serious help with this.
#9
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Maybe if you read my story you'd understand?

And I know this may be seen as funny or messed up, but I need serious help with this.


Maybe if you went to a psychiatrist you might have serious help. And I did read it because I'm that bored. Even the part about you getting erections in a male dominated work place.
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If he wasnt a feb 12'er I would almost believe this
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#13
I dare you to put a drill bit down your urethra
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Maybe if you went to a psychiatrist you might have serious help. And I did read it because I'm that bored. Even the part about you getting erections in a male dominated work place.
I would, but I'm really strapped for cash. I'd rather try to get some sort of lead on my issue for free.
#15
Guitarguit, I am sorry but you probably have AIDs.
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#16
Go see some physician or something.

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creep..

this is where the breeding of our robot overlords start.


This!
#17
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I would, but I'm really strapped for cash. I'd rather try to get some sort of lead on my issue for free.


You work in a shop supposedly so you DO have a source of income.

Maybe stop spending money on tonka toys to pleasure yourself with and maybe you can afford some help.
#19
Yeah, I think you should see the user PregnantKelly22 (or whatever variation of Kelly22 appears) about this issue. He/She/Whatever it is could help you out
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#21
Err..... Ah... Um....

Yes.


No?


No, definitely a maybe.
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#23
you're a Robosexual
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#25
Erm.

To give you a serious answer: Mechanophilia
To give you a funnier - and incredibly relevant - answer: Joe's Garage
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And then gets banned for posting teh pronz.
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#27
Think of it this way dude: you invented something better than sex.

You will makes tons of money if you invent this for people!


Unless its like a powerdrill that you stick up your bum
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#29
This is f*cking brilliant
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#31
I bet this was Nicole
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Anyway, what I really want to know is peoples opinion on this. Would this be considered a mental, or sexual problem?




You have a paraphilia for machinery, so it may count as mechanophilia, but I'm not sure.

Then again, I'm also not sure if for real...
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#33
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#34
Hey, were is that GIF from Reisgar42? Or does anyone else know?

As for the thread, troll or try talking with someone specialized in the area, not the Pit.
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Hey, were is that GIF from Reisgar42? Or does anyone else know?

As for the thread, troll or try talking with someone specialized in the area, not the Pit.

The gif. is from Modern Family.

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#37
I'm sure vacumes would be just as good if not better than some silly old drill
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Rule 34 in action.

Also, trying too hard to make a classic thread.
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#39
Have fun laying down at the dentist


Dude, drills aren't for screwing... well they actually are, but you get my point
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