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#1
Ok, so I've always found that the funniest threads in the pit are the that randomly change subject.

So, let's change subject... Bitches.
#2
hoes
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#3
Ok, so I've always found that the funniest threads in the pit are the that randomly change subject.

So, let's change subject... Bitches.
#5
all comedy comes from pain
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Every guitar and bass forum I've visited has some people chasing some magical tone that will shoot jizzing unicorns riding on a rainbow out of their amp.
#6
why can i remember my 6th grade locker combination but not where i parked my car?
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#7
Quote by mr.retard
why can i remember my 6th grade locker combination but not where i parked my car?

well

because you used that locker at least 5 times each day for 180 days

and you parked you car in palace that looks like every other place you park your car 5 minutes ago

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#8
trees are cool
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#9
Ok, so I've always found that the funniest threads in the pit are the that randomly change subject.

So, let's change subject... Bitches.
#10
Quote by moscaespañol
well

because you used that locker at least 5 times each day for 180 days

and you parked you car in palace that looks like every other place you park your car 5 minutes ago

that makes since.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#11
Quote by mr.retard
that makes since.

So does spelling sense right.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#12
the largest freshwater fish grows up to 9 ft.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#13
I am going to find out where you all live and shit in your ovens.
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#14
Quote by moscaespañol
So does spelling sense right.

I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#16
i'm gonna mount you while you sleep and dip my nutsack in your mouth
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#18
I'm gonna cover myself in poop then sodomise your house pets!
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#20
Quote by blake1221
And he is a '12er.

long story short. i'm an 07er.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#22
his name is robert paulson
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#23
I'm gonna make you clench a knife between your arse cheeks, then force you to do a handstand
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Quote by due 07
And an MxPx fan.

yep
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#26
i'm gonna stick sloppy roadkill down your pants, then make you change the subject!
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#27
Quote by btones
Someone stole my friend Carlos' car once. I just call him Los now.



this made me laugh harder than it probably should have
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#29
Fap.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#30
i'm going to weave my pubes into a rope and hang you with it, after smearing peanut butter on my nipples and singing the national anthem of antarctica
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#32
I'm gonna scrunch up an entire deck of cards and insert them into my anus one by one, then I'll fart them all in your face and scream "PICK UP 52 BIATCH!!!!!"
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#34
you do. but that might be becuase i like turtles.
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

Quote by Roc8995
No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#36
Quote by xHellbound
I like penis.


In and around your mouth?
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#38
I had chicken for lunch. I like chicken. Do you like chicken?


I do.
Smile when you say that.
#39
Quote by madbasslover
This has been tried before. It lasted somewhere between 20 and 40 glorious pages before being closed as spam. Good luck.


SWEET! Come on guys! Let's make this 41 pages!
#40
Before I throw a turd at someone, I lovingly carve their name into it.
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