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#1
for whatever reason have you spat on anyone?

i spat on a chick who said something rude to me out of the blue one day

i never seen her before in my life and have no idea why she even opened up her ugly face and attempted to make me feel like crap so i spat on her and feel it was almost justified

i could have stooped to her level potentially ruining her self esteem let alone her day but i was in a rush and spitting just sort of happened without me thinking

the last thing i remember is the girl having a very weird and disgusted look on her face as she wiped the spit off her leg with the sleeve of her jumped

i walked off laughing about it

never seen her ever again

has anyone else ever just been so pissed off you spat at someone without thinking?
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#3
Lucky you spat on her, otherwise you may have inadvertently stooped to her level.
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#4
Pretty much any time I have a gig, and a few times when in a conflict and I didnt want to throw the first punch.
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sometimes on accident.
what did that chick say to you TS?
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what did that chick say to you TS?


i cant remember now

think it was about something i was wearing or similar

just something to make herself feel like she wasnt an ugly ***** on the day
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i cant remember now

think it was about something i was wearing or similar

just something to make herself feel like she wasnt an ugly ***** on the day



i like to make funny faces at those kind of people. i have to deal with a lot of unpleasantness in my job and its just something that is a part of human nature. theres assholes out there man. ****ed up shit happens and ****ed up people walk among us. nothing you can do about it.

except spit on them i guess.
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i could have stooped to her level potentially ruining her self esteem let alone her day but i was in a rush and spitting just sort of happened without me thinking
Spitting on somebody is on a higher level?
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Spitting on somebody is on a higher level?


why not

harmless spit or hurtful words?
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why not

harmless spit or hurtful words?

Uh, dude?

Sticks and stones?
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Uh, dude?

Sticks and stones?


nah you have to put those kind of people in line or else they think they can run their mouths at anyone

it was my duty to society

edit:also it was in a pretty crowded area
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Spitting is nasty, I've never seen someone spit on another person.

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#17
Isn't that considered as offensive as fuck, etc.?
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#18
So TS, you'd rather I unleashed a gobful of sticky phlegm directly onto your eyes than call you the bellend which you are?
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spat on my mother once in a heated argument. (i was young and she was wrong) i wish i didn't, she spat back with a mouth full of food
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#20
Surely spitting on her is so much more offensive than pretty much anything you could've said to her?

I've never spat on anybody IIRC, one of my mates accidentally gobbed a huge greeny onto another mates head though. That memory will stay with me forever
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#27
Ive been spit on when I was young. I punched the kid in the stomach and kicked his legs.

Ive never spat on anyone, but the feeling is low. I got hit in the face, wiped it off, and raged. Most angry I had ever been in my life, and im pretty mellow imo.
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#28
Yeah I spat on a horrible minger once when I was really angry about something she'd done. My buddies and I still laugh about it to this day.
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Yeah I spat on a horrible minger once when I was really angry about something she'd done. My buddies and I still laugh about it to this day.


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Ah, the classic Australian warm greeting.

, I didn't give her a sturdy handshake combo'd with a "G'day mate" and a head nod.

Honestly, I still have no idea why I did it. It just kind of happened and then we looked at each other stunned.
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#31
I would, but I don't get how people can make their spit become projectiles.

Attempting to spit can only result in me looking like I was playing with my saliva seconds earlier.
#32
TS is a ****ing loser. You stooped way below her level. Good job, now 90% of the pit thinks you're a total and complete ******
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TS, you're a prick.
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#35
I've never been spat at nor have I ever spat at anyone.

I don't know anyone who would deserve it, either, not even people I really don't like. Spitting should be reserved for the scummiest scum of the planet, like child rapists and government officials like Dubya.
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why not

harmless spit or hurtful words?
Spitting is on a higher level than saying something back, or best, just smiling back and ignoring it?

You're a barbarian, TS.
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I was on a rollar coaster once. Thought it would be funny if I hit my brother behind me with spit, who was three rows back. Unfortunately it hit a guy directly behind me in the face. After steping off the ride he decked me... I think I may have matured that day.
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