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Yes I would
69 87%
No I wouldn't
5 6%
I'd rather work for Mr. Burns
5 6%
Voters: 79.
#1
Would you work for Hank Scorpio, a super nice boss who is sincerely concerned with his employees' well-being, while giving his employees good payment and health benefits, but who is also set to take over the world and is clearly an evil mastermind?

#2
Cool image, bro.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#4
Are you serious? I'd work for him for free. He seems like a nice guy who's not afraid to take initiatives. Plus his knowledge in hammocks is impressive.
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#6
The man's an inspiration. He invented the sports coat/jeans look.

Besides, if someone is taking over the world then wouldn't you rather be on their side?
#7
It's easier than working for David Cameron, plus I could look him in the face without dying inside. Win win.
#8
Absolutely.
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#9
He's the kind of dictator you'd think back on and say "Now THERE was a good dictator".
Hank Scorpio shows that democracy isn't quite as good as a Scorpio dictatorship.

Yes, I'd work for him.
#11
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Nah, he looks creepy.

But I think he's a cat person, totally cool
#12
Of course. This world needs a polite and well mannered leader, evil or not.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#13
Quote by Basti95
But I think he's a cat person, totally cool

in that case, I like his cats


still creepy though

However, I'd rather work for him than Mr. Burns.
cat
#16
Quote by Basti95
He's the kind of dictator you'd think back on and say "Now THERE was a good dictator".
Hank Scorpio shows that democracy isn't quite as good as a Scorpio dictatorship.

Yes, I'd work for him.

Take it from this guy... he's italian.
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#19
I have a theory.

Almost all of history's greatest men, have had impressive facial hair. There is definitely a link imo, whether greatness is a result of impressive facial hair, or impressive facial hair comes with greatness.

Either way, I believe that Scorpio is a great man. It's a yes from me.
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#20
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I have a theory.

Almost all of history's greatest men, have had impressive facial hair. There is definitely a link imo, whether greatness is a result of impressive facial hair, or impressive facial hair comes with greatness.

Either way, I believe that Scorpio is a great man. It's a yes from me.

I don't have impressive facial hair.



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
I find his plans for France harmonize with my own. He's got my vote.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#23
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He doesn't even provide a coat rack. WHERE THE HELL WOULD I PUT MY COAT?

So no.

You don't even have a coat!

#24
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Ok, so I've always found that the funniest threads in the pit are the that randomly change subject.

So, let's change subject... Bitches.






Yeah, Id work for him.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#26
I am Hank Scorpio.
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#27
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I am Hank Scorpio.

what
Ibanez Prestige RGA321SPB
#28
Yeah, but I would have to get used to not drinking coffee anymore.
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#30
I could see myself working for him, I mean he keeps spare sugar about his person. Whats not to like about that?
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#31
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Mr.Scorpio, can I have a job?

Of course. Unemployment is illegal.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.