Poll: which of these common narcissistic acts are you guilty of?
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View poll results: which of these common narcissistic acts are you guilty of?
when someone i don't care for fails at something, it brings an ear-to-ear smile on my face :waldo:
28 31%
won't hesitate to narc somebody out if it'll benefit me in some way :satan:
1 1%
i've jerked off to my own reflection in the mirror. i don't regret it :o
15 17%
when working in groups i always take over and become designated leader :)
9 10%
smile in peoples faces and talk shit behind their backs 'cause im better than them :finger:
4 4%
i always feed girls lines of horseshit just to get into their panties :liplick:
3 3%
^dude that's not narcissism..it's called being a guy :shrug:
10 11%
Stop it slime :no:
20 22%
Voters: 90.
#4
Am I a bad person for doing all of those?

...Wait, don't answer that......
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#5
In all honesty, who has not at least once in their life had an orgasm while watching a mirror? Not that people fap in front of it, but that they've came while a mirror has been nearby and they've seen their reflection while ejaculating?
#6
I've done all of these except the narcing and the 'taking leadership' thing. Leadership is too much work.

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#9
Spent like an hour touching my face today cuz my skin is awesome.

srsly though, I've never really done anything in the poll. Except the leader thing because my lab partner is an idiot.
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Last edited by guitarxo at Feb 21, 2012,
#10
Spent like an hour touching guitarxo's face today cuz her skin is awesome...

Wait, that's not narcissism.

I don't know, I'm far too cynical to pull off narcissism.
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#11
I voted the last option, but not because of your narcisistic actions, it's due to your shitty ass polls.
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#13
to be less narcissistic, I made you fuckers pancakes.

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#14
Not many of those poll options are narcissism.

Narcissism = being in love with yourself, sort of. Most of the poll options only make you an asshole.
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#15
Last weekend I saw a guy walking along the street with a big mirror. I told him it was a pretty cool mirror and asked if I could take a look at it. He said sure, so I fixed my hair in it and walked off.
#16
pretty much all of them
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#17


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I voted the last option, but not because of your narcisistic actions, it's due to your shitty ass polls.
#20
No narcissist refers to themselves as such, anyone who does isn't a narcissist, just a massive tool.
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#22
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I rated my music 5 out of 5 in my media player.

I lol'd.
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#23
Quote by Holy Katana
I actually have jerked off to my reflection in a mirror. I don't even remember why.


One time I fapped and made a video of it, and then I fapped to the video a couple of times.
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#24
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One time I fapped and made a video of it, and then I fapped to the video a couple of times.

Fapception
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#27
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What the fuck was the point of this post.

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#30
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^I am kelly22

we know.

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#32
I started this post with "I". That's pretty narcissistic.

Off-topic, the UG programmers should allow users to IP ignore other users. It won't always work but at least it will block people who don't know about proxies. That way I won't have to see naked midget gremlins with leprosy shitting on each other, courtesy of Kelly22.
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#33
Your polls, man...ugh...

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Yeah, we couldn't tell. Where's your IP ban already?

Edit: *reported*
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#34
Jeez, these poll options are so... I can't even be arsed to read them.
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#35
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I rated my music 5 out of 5 in my media player.

I did the same, but on a filesharing site
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#37
Quote by sfaune92
Not many of those poll options are narcissism.

Narcissism = being in love with yourself, sort of. Most of the poll options only make you an asshole.


This. TS isn't narcissistic, he's just stupid.