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#4
We all know this.
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#5
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#6
That's gay.
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#7
You're troll 2.0


Blake why did you move it from the right to the left?
#9
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#10
Quote by blake1221
Aesthetics.


I see.

Someone draw a picture of Adam Lambert as a lamb, please.
#11
Personally, I'm very OK with this. He's got a really similar style, range, and presence. All Lambert needs to do is try to shake that pop-star image that he's acquired and get some more experience in a rock setting; after that, I think he'll be an awesome contender for this generation's Freddie Mercury.
#14
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I actually lol'd, thank you kind sir

And I could really care less, and they're not gonna make an album (cause lambert doesn't write) and they're not gonna play a concert near me so I don't care.
#15
I dont get the fuss about this guy, he just seems fairly ordinary to me
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#16
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I dont get the fuss about this guy, he just seems fairly ordinary to me




Does this seem ordinary to you?

Clearly he must be a good musician if he wears a top hat. I mean look at Slash.
#17
Quote by RetroGunslinger
I dont get the fuss about this guy, he just seems fairly ordinary to me


He's gay, so if you don't like him, you're homophobic.
#18
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I dont get the fuss about this guy, he just seems fairly ordinary to me

Have you never listened to him sing? He blows everybody thats ever been in American Idol out of the water.
#19
Quote by RPGoof
Have you never listened to him sing? He blows everybody thats ever been in American Idol out of the water.


That's not all he blows.


#20
TS, shut the **** up.
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#22
Adam Lambert is the female equivalent of Lady Gaga.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#26
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TS, shut the **** up.

came here to post this...ts, your an ass, go away now...
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This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#28
This sucks, Adam is a terrible singer.
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#29
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This sucks, Adam is a terrible singer.

Unless you have anything to back that up, I'd have to declare your statement sadly mistaken.
#30
Quote by RPGoof
Unless you have anything to back that up, I'd have to declare your statement sadly mistaken.


His belting and ridiculous amount of vibrato every other note is just obnoxious. He's the equivalent of a guitarist shredding as many notes as possible just because he can, not because he's trying to play something musically coherent.
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#31
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That's not all he blows.



I lol'd harder at this than I should
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#32
He deserves a fair chance.

Hopefully Queen fans can look past his homosexuality and actually judge him by his singing ability.
#33
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Even better than Freddie. Adam can sing even higher, belt out the notes more controlled and sustain them, and do it LIVE unlike Mercury. Adam is Freddy 2.0


Hope they make a new album.


Just for the record, Mercury was incredible live. So shut up.
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#35
Quote by Ghostmaker
He deserves a fair chance.

Hopefully Queen fans can look past his homosexuality and actually judge him by his singing ability.


I can't imagine that being difficult judging on Freddie being the singer they used to have.
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#36
Fuck you. Just fuck you shredred for saying Lambert beats Freddie in almost every way. Freddie could sing better than a well Lambert on Innuendo when Freddie couldn't even stand because of his illness.

Fuck you.
#37
I prefer his solo stuff to him working with Queen.

I honestly think he only gets compared to Freddie Mercury sometimes because he's gay, they don't really sound all that alike.
#38
He is not their new singer. It is a one-off performance with possible other guest vocalists as well.

Excited for this.
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#39
So much is wrong with this thread.
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It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
#40
Quote by Myaccount876
Fuck you. Just fuck you shredred for saying Lambert beats Freddie in almost every way. Freddie could sing better than a well Lambert on Innuendo when Freddie couldn't even stand because of his illness.

Fuck you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE4Nl1-Fq5Y

Freddie Mercury wishes he could hit and sustain the last note during this performance with Slash.

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