#1
Behold! My scientific knowledge. I figured this one out on my own. Ok, so bear with me here on this, I am going to go off on a tangent.

When you look at your hand, or somebody, you see skin. It is a part of the person, but that part of the person is dead. Skin cells that you see are not living. Hair is dead cells. Everything you see on a person is dead. We are coated in death and surrounded by it. Interesting stuff! My roommate put the finishing touches on my idea, "We come from dust, but at least we have the Breath of Life!" Cool stuff!
#3
Dude... wow... that was, like, totally enlightening man.

Pass the doobie.
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#7
Did you know...

Atoms are colourless.
Ostriches are made up of atoms.
Therefore ostriches are colourless.
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#11
Dude! I think youre on to something man. K, so... you know how youre, like, made of atoms. And... if they're not alive, theres no way that we could be alive, right? So ATOMS MUST BE ALIVE.

Fvck, theres atoms all over me man, get em off!!!
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#12
**** science, let's talk about feelings!
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#13
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**** science, let's talk about feelings!


Do you know who has feelings? That's right, women have feelings! Are you a woman?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Quote by midnight ride
Actually, we see the light particles reflecting off of people. So we photons.
Now that's just silly.

We can't travel at the speed of light
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Actually, we see the light particles reflecting off of people. So we photons.



I don't photons
#17
Quote by midnight ride
Actually, we see the light particles reflecting off of people. So we photons.


That sounds like the way a gangster would say that.
#18

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Did you know...

Atoms are colourless.
Ostriches are made up of atoms.
Therefore ostriches are colourless.

Actually ostriches are coloured because the organic molecules making up the ostrich have a conjugated pi bond system that absorbs certain wavelengths of photons; the complimentary colour is perceived by your eyes.
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Actually ostriches are coloured because the organic molecules making up the ostrich have a conjugated pi bond system that absorbs certain wavelengths of photons; the complimentary colour is perceived by your eyes.
Dude, Scyther... fuck.
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Actually ostriches are coloured because the organic molecules making up the ostrich have a conjugated pi bond system that absorbs certain wavelengths of photons; the complimentary colour is perceived by your eyes.


I was only kidding. Why did you have to make me feel stupid?
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#21
Blink, blink. HOSPITAL. SILENCE.

Ten days old, carried in the front door in his

mother's arms, first thing he heard was

Bobby Dazzler on Channel 7:

Hello, hello hello all you lucky people and he

really was lucky because it didn't mean a thing

to him then...

A year or two to settle in and

get acquainted with the set-up; like every other

well-equipped smoothly-run household, his included

one economy-size Mum, one Anthony Squires-

Coolstream-Summerweight Dad, along with two other kids

straight off the Junior Department rack.



When Mom won the

Luck's-A-Fortch Tricky-Tune Quiz she took him shopping

in the good-as-new station-wagon (£ 495 dep. at Reno's).

Beep, beep. WALK. DON'T WALK. TURN

LEFT. NO PARKING. WAIT HERE. NO

SMOKING. KEEP CLEAR/OUT/OFF GRASS. NO

BREATHING EXCEPT BY ORDER. BEWARE OF

THIS. WATCH OUT FOR THAT. My God (beep)

the congestion here just gets (beep)

worse every day, now what the (beep beep) does

that idiot think he's doing (beep beep and BEEP).



However, what he enjoyed most of all was when they

went to the late show at the local drive-in, on a clear night

and he could see (beyond the fifty-foot screen where

giant faces forever snarled screamed or make

incomprehensible and monstrous love) a pure

unadulterated fringe of sky, littered with stars

no-one had got around to fixing up yet: he'd watch them

circling about in luminous groups like kids at the circus

who never go quite close enough to the elephant to get kicked.



Anyway, pretty soon he was old enough to be

realistic like every other godless

money-hungry back-stabbing miserable

so-and-so, and then it was goodbye stars and the soft

cry in the corner when no-one was looking because

I'm telling you straight, Jim, it's Number One every time

for this chicken, hit wherever you see a head and

kick whoever's down, well thanks for a lovely

evening Clare, it's good to get away from it all

once in a while, I mean it's a real battle all the way

and a man can't help but feel a little soiled, himself,

at times, you know what I mean?



Now take it easy

on those curves, Alice, for God's sake,

I've had enough for one night, with that Clare Jessup,

hey, ease up, will you, watch it --



Probity & Sons, Morticians,

did a really first-class job on his face

(everyone was very pleased) even adding a

healthy tan he'd never had, living, gave him back for keeps

the old automatic smile with nothing behind it,

winding the whole show up with a

nice ride out to the underground metropolis

permanent residentials, no parking tickets, no taximeters

ticking, no Bobby Dazzlers here, no down payments,

nobody grieving over halitosis

flat feet, shrinking gums, falling hair.


Six feet down nobody interested.



Blink, blink. CEMETERY. Silence.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#22
Quote by toothless tim
When you look at your hand, or somebody, you see skin. It is a part of the person, but that part of the person is dead. Skin cells that you see are not living. Hair is dead cells. Everything you see on a person is dead. We are coated in death and surrounded by it. Interesting stuff! My roommate put the finishing touches on my idea, "We come from dust, but at least we have the Breath of Life!" Cool stuff!


The hair follicle creates hair, and hair wasn't actually alive to begin with. Kind of hard to be dead if it was never living.

The epidermis is dead though, as it's just skin cells that have died and are being pushed outwards to be shed. There are cells underneath the epidermis that are living, however.

Perhaps you're just not looking deep enough to see through the death.
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I was only kidding. Why did you have to make me feel stupid?

fucking up that .gif alone should make you feel stupid.

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#24
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I was only kidding. Why did you have to make me feel stupid?

You shouldn't feel stupid, TS should feel stupid.
#25
^Reported.
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fucking up that .gif alone should make you feel stupid.
Wat
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#26
Quote by behind_you
Wat

Your .gif. It appears to be, indeed, fucked.


NO NOT BY A DOG SHUT UP GET OUT

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