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Because i have come across sterotypes,like guitar players being no talent losers,druggies and such. What say you?
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#6
Furry musicians brag about metal all the time

the metal guitarist who refuses to listen to anything outside of a specific subgenre of metal

indie-hipster guitarist

the guy who only knows 4 chords and plays acoustic guitar to get teh girls
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OT: Country and Bluegrass players around here tend to consider anything that isn't in a sing-a-long song or just a hoe down song, then it is not "real" music and isn't worth anyone's time.
#8
Hipster guitarists suck arse. Seriously, there was this jazz group jamming at my college last week, some hipsters tried to join in, ruined it immediately. How do I know they were hipsters? They were wearing scarves and stupid cardigan things in the Australian summer and had the worst haircuts in the world.
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#11
black guys only play bass
pianists are gay
metal heads are self-absorbed druggies
adele is mainstreem, so that means she sucks. oh and she's chubby, so that means she sucks too.


^for the record, i do not agree with any of those stereotypes.
#12
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Well, you know what they say about bass players


Q. How do you get a bassist off a porch?

A. Pay him for the pizza.
#13
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Hipster guitarists suck arse. Seriously, there was this jazz group jamming at my college last week, some hipsters tried to join in, ruined it immediately. How do I know they were hipsters? They were wearing scarves and stupid cardigan things in the Australian summer and had the worst haircuts in the world.

That's because hipster guitarists listen to music with a serious lack of riffs and any rock n roll energy and power. Such as the strokes.
#14
The notation of 'hipster' as an actual thing is about as retarded as a... um... fuck. I suck at similes. Soemeone help me out here.

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#15
Bass players are egomaniacle douchebags. Oh wait, thats just my bass player. (Love him as a friend, but he's the 80's Yngwie Malmsteen of bass players.)
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Musicians are just too lazy to get a real job.
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Furry musicians brag about metal all the time


We do what now?
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The notation of 'hipster' as an actual thing is about as retarded as a... um... fuck. I suck at similes. Soemeone help me out here.


It's as retarded as moscaespañol.

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Guitarists are all shitty musicians who were too dumb to learn a real instrument.

aren't you referring to drummers?
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Vocalists are self absorbed douchebags.
I tend to believe it for the most part.

Eh its for the best most of the time though. The cockier the singer the better the stage presence for the most part.
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Quote by moscaespañol
The notation of 'hipster' as an actual thing is about as retarded as a... um... fuck. I suck at similes. Soemeone help me out here.

If you google 'hipsters' you'll see a clear 'thing'. In the same way you would if you googled any other stupid subculture or clique or social oddity that comes about.

Just so happens the hipster thing is also the cause of a lot of boring uninspired music that goes by the name of 'indie rock', a term which in itself, shouldn't mean anything but has become synonymous with rock n roll that neither rocks nor rolls.
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It's as retarded as moscaespañol.

There's one!


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If you google 'hipsters' you'll see a clear 'thing'. In the same way you would if you googled any other stupid subculture or clique or social oddity that comes about.


Yes, you'll see a cohesiveness in how some people dress. Connecting the way they dress to their musical tastes is generalizing, and nothing more.

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#25
My black bus drive plays bass.
So
Black people play bass.
Poor bassists.

Also, jazz guitarists are cool. Not all of the stereotypes have to be negative, guiz.
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Quote by Zoot Allures
That's because hipster guitarists listen to music with a serious lack of riffs and any rock n roll energy and power. Such as the strokes.

True dat.
I've also met a couple of metalheads, like 'Grrr, anything not technical-melodic-black-death-grind metal is gay'
I've also met the opposite, the super chilled acoustic players who hate anything that uses an electric guitar/is played faster than 100bpm.
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True dat.
I've also met a couple of metalheads, like 'Grrr, anything not technical-melodic-black-death-grind metal is gay'


that's because black technical melodic death grind metal is betterer
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#28
Classical players are snobs
Drummers are slobs
Lead singers are knobs
Uh...
Banjo players eat corn on the cob...?
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it's gonna happen by the third page.


>implying we'll even get that far.
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>implying we'll even get that far.

well, maybe if you use 20ppp...

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that's because black technical melodic death grind metal is betterer


disregard that,i suck cocks.
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#32
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Inb4 living color = black metal.


racist, they're African American Metal
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Inb4 living color = black metal.

I wouldn't have made that connection because I'm not a closet racist.
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#34
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Inb4 living color = black metal.


Black metal sucks. Living Color, does not.
Black metal influenced stuff is cool though.
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#35
Quote by rockfan7
Classical players are snobs
Drummers are slobs
Lead singers are knobs
Uh...
Banjo players eat corn on the cob...?

So I'm a snobby slob who's starting to learn to eat corn on the cob?
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So I'm a snobby slob who's starting to learn to eat corn on the cob?


You are a very confused man, aren't you?

Continuing

Bass players are wrong (srs they accidently got a bass instead of a gtr lolz)
Flute players like dong (I'm not proud of this one)
Musicians play songs (I think this one is fairly accurate)
Trombones are long (Also accurate)
#38
'cept the inside out band-tee and tat, I'm this:

Sob, I feel generic.
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'cept the inside out band-tee and tat, I'm this:

Sob, I feel generic.


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