#1


He let the evils of the world get to him, and thus he became corrupted and succumbed to a lifestyle of bad instead of good. He was the saviour of Pitville, but now he is its top villain, along with KellyWoman and RepresenTron.

We need a new super hero for Pitville. Who is up for the job?
#4
I was particularly insulted, because I DO have a job.

And my genetic makeup makes it hard for me to lose weight.
#5


Camel Toe Man?
Austin Les Paul
Alvarez Acoustic


Marshall JCM 2000 DSL 100
Peavey 5150 2x12 60watt combo
Orange Micro Terror
Jet City Made in USA 2x12
#7
I have a job, i'm tall, dark skinny, my ears are big as fuck

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#9
He mad because me and the UG vid chat mods banned him. We were only playing but I guess he got butthurt
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#10
Quote by BeastModeEngage
Camel Toe Man?

I have half a boner.

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#12
Quote by SpanishYanez
He mad because me and the UG vid chat mods banned him. We were only playing but I guess he got butthurt


I guess he just wanted to use that instead of the grape drank signal. Why did he get banned there?
#14
Quote by behind_you
* politically correct black guy*


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#15
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I guess he just wanted to use that instead of the grape drank signal. Why did he get banned there?

Oh don't have reason, we just did it because it was funny.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#17
Quote by dazed60
unban this gentleman immediatly

Um...are you Kelly22? Well, whatever. Reporting you anyway!

OT: Good! I was sick of his nonsense. I'm a no-nonsense kind of man.
#18
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I guess he just wanted to use that instead of the grape drank signal. Why did he get banned there?

For being a right **** in the chat. Posting videos of tranny porn in his cam, asking stupid questions, ect.
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....