#1
Simply put tell me your craziest story while touring with your band, or if you havent toured something crazy you and your band have done/seen/encountered

ill start off while on tour in last month me and all the guys were in the van coming home from El centro CA (we live in AZ about a 4 hour drive) and it was super late and pitch black.

so we started talking aliens and government conspiracies, just random stuff about cover ups and whatnot.. someone joked about how they were listening and were gonna stop us and kill us or something

sure enough as soon as that was said a couple black SUVs pulled us over and they proceeded to search us our van, trailer, and all of our gear.. they didnt seem very normal because they werent in usual Border Patrol uniform, they were in an all black police looking outfit.. kinda creepy

either way they told us they had reports of drug cartel activity and our van and trailer matched the description they had..

they let us on our way after the search.. but we still think it was crazy that it happend right after all the conspiracy talk haha.
#2
I got drunk a lot, ate a ton of pasta, and slept on a lot of nice people's couches. It wasn't always that exciting though.
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I got drunk a lot, ate a ton of pasta, and slept on a lot of nice people's couches. It wasn't always that exciting though.


Pasta is god on tour, fills you up for the whole day.
#4
once our singer showed up to a show like 10 minutes late in roller blades yelling"youll never beleive where i just came from!"

he was really high...the show went fine thought
#6
Ask Jay Seeney from Forever Road.
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once our singer showed up to a show like 10 minutes late in roller blades yelling"youll never beleive where i just came from!"

he was really high...the show went fine thought


this sounds like something our singer would do....in fact at one gig, he was on roller blades and he crashed into the wall
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#8
I guess it's only a matter of time before seanj or whatever turns up...
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Ask Jay Seeney from Forever Road.


I was going to say that... haha

played a gig 6 hours away, our drummer got stoned and threw my other guitarists shoe out the window.. said guitarist was trying to chat up a hot chick and decided he would get his shoe in the morning.. he went out in the morning and it wasnt there... (this is a small town with a population of about 20..)
Bassist also went to hospital with alcohol poisoning..

Was a good gig.

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#15
Our bassist shit out an entire candle after the singer stuck it up his ass. That's what he gets for sleeping.
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#17
This one time, my band was verbally abused by some old guy at a Burger King. It was pretty surreal.
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#19
One time i got really drunk and made my bassist cry cus it was so bad, and i knocked over the mic stand and played erry song with a guitar really out of tune.

Okay, that's not the best thing, the funny thing was some gig where we got all our friends up on stage, this was also when me and my drummer were incredibly drunk, and on guitar you can kind of pull it off, but on drums you really cant so all the stops in songs were no more.

The fun bit i can remember was trying to get one of my friends who was jumping about on stage to start pressing the frets on my guitar neck for a solo, so for about 5 seconds everything was just open distorted strings till i realised he didn't know what i was trying to do xD

Needless to say, it was the best gig ever , the band on after us even said 'thank god that's over' =]
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Simply put tell me your craziest story while touring with your band, or if you havent toured something crazy you and your band have done/seen/encountered

ill start off while on tour in last month me and all the guys were in the van coming home from El centro CA (we live in AZ about a 4 hour drive) and it was super late and pitch black.

so we started talking aliens and government conspiracies, just random stuff about cover ups and whatnot.. someone joked about how they were listening and were gonna stop us and kill us or something

sure enough as soon as that was said a couple black SUVs pulled us over and they proceeded to search us our van, trailer, and all of our gear.. they didnt seem very normal because they werent in usual Border Patrol uniform, they were in an all black police looking outfit.. kinda creepy

either way they told us they had reports of drug cartel activity and our van and trailer matched the description they had..

they let us on our way after the search.. but we still think it was crazy that it happend right after all the conspiracy talk haha.

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#21
Either the time we threw the dildos into the audience at a church sponsored event or the time all our gear got stolen.