Poll: *appreciates*
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*appreciates* :golfclap: who the hell cares when i'm old, i enjoy smoking now
16 16%
you think its cool OP? lung cancer sure sounds COOL! :headbang:
12 12%
^ugh..shut your f*cking trap guy *blows smoke in his face* :rasta:
4 4%
i have nothing against smokers but its not for me; seems like a waste :shrug:
14 14%
what are you like 15? you still think smoking makes you badass? :facepalm:
35 34%
i can't stand you health freaks! just let me smoke in peace! :finger:
11 11%
who the hell heard of a healthy rockstar..cigarettes and rockstars just go together :rolleyes:
4 4%
watching the days burn out like a cigarette, just a few more drags to go.. *writes poetry* :cool:
7 7%
Voters: 103.
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#1
all you hear about is all the negative shit about cigarettes from fitness freaks and health-nut weirdos, how 'bout a little appreciation for once? I just look so badass walking down 3rd street with my sunglasses, empty guitar case and a cigarette dangling out of my mouth. And after a tough day how awesome is it to just spark one up and relax? it instantly puts my mind at ease, at least for the duration. seriously, who gives a shit if it gives me lung cancer when i'm like 73? i'll be shitting in plastic bags by then, you think i'll give a f*ck?

and for the stoners in here, a session just isn't complete without a cigarette after
#2
Smokers are jokers.

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#3
I could care less if you smoke, but all of these fucking threads about smoking are just annoying as hell.
#4
Quote by killjoy_bentley
I just look so badass walking down 3rd street with my sunglasses, empty guitar case and a cigarette dangling out of my mouth


You most likely look like a douchebag faggot.

Kind Regards, and stay safe.
#5
smoke more and post less.
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#7
Quote by killjoy_bentley
brah, you still believe you're not obsessed with american culture?

Despite my simpsons reference, yes.
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#8
where's the option for 'i smoke, it's my own business and yes, I wish I will stop soon' ?
#9
Not a huge smoker, but I'll light one up in social situations. But only American Spirits because I'm a fucking hipster.
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#11
Quote by killjoy_bentley
walking down 3rd street with my sunglasses, empty guitar case and a cigarette dangling out of my mouth.


Why the hell would you carry an empty guitar case?
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#13
Quote by neidnarb11890
I smoke a lot but can't get laid.

Are you wearing sunglasses and carry an empty guitar case?
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#14
i wouldn't really call myself a smoker. However, i do have a marbolo light or two after 6 or so of these.


i dont smoke sober.
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#15
Considering there are only like a billion smoking threads out there, there's not a need for this.
#16
Quote by necrosis1193
Why the hell would you carry an empty guitar case?

He thinks it makes him look cool. That's also the main reason he smokes. He doesn't have his age on his profile, so I'm guessing about 14.
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#17
Quote by necrosis1193
Why the hell would you carry an empty guitar case?

Maybe he spent so much money on smokes that he could only afford the case?
#18
Quote by necrosis1193
Why the hell would you carry an empty guitar case?


why would i carry my real guitar places? so it could get stolen? f*ck that shit
#19
Quote by GaryBillington
He thinks it makes him look cool. That's also the main reason he smokes. He doesn't have his age on his profile, so I'm guessing about 14.


14-year olds don't have the jaw strength to dangle guitar cases from their mouth though.

Quote by killjoy_bentley
why would i carry my real guitar places? so it could get stolen? f*ck that shit


...This still doesn't answer my question.

If you're not using it for carrying a guitar, and since it's already been said that it's empty, you're not using it to smuggle arms, what are you using it for? It is a large wooden box covered in tolex designed with the express purpose of carrying a guitar. If you're not using it to carry a guitar, you're using it wrong, and if you're not carrying anything in it - implied since it's empty - you're an idiot who carries large useless things around.
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Last edited by necrosis1193 at Feb 23, 2012,
#20
Quote by a_7_x
where's the option for 'i smoke, it's my own business and yes, I wish I will stop soon' ?

This.

Do I smoke? Yes.
Am I cool? Defs.
I'm I cool because I smoke? Hell naw.
#23
Quote by necrosis1193
14-year olds don't have the jaw strength to dangle guitar cases from their mouth though.


...This still doesn't answer my question.

If you're not using it for carrying a guitar, and since it's already been said that it's empty, you're not using it to smuggle arms, what are you using it for? It is a large wooden box covered in tolex designed with the express purpose of carrying a guitar. If you're not using it to carry a guitar, you're using it wrong, and if you're not carrying anything in it - implied since it's empty - you're an idiot who carries large useless things around.


i'll put it in terms even a mental midget could understand

guitar case = pussy magnet
#24
Not much I can appreciate about the most common cause of cancer personally...
#25
I don't care if people smoke, but it's not cool.
At least not when you see your Uncle literally die in front of you from lung cancer and brain tumors from a life of smoking...
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#26
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i'll put it in terms even a mental midget could understand

guitar case = pussy magnet



Yeah. Right. How old are you again?

You know what makes you even more of a pussy magnet?

PLAYING guitar.

A real one.

You should try it sometime when you are not carrying an empty case around
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
Last edited by stonyman65 at Feb 23, 2012,
#27
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i'll put it in terms even a mental midget could understand

guitar case = pussy magnet


That's what I figured, but better to get it straight from the horse's mouth.

Right then, I second the sentiment that TS is probably 14-15, and is smoking because he thinks it automatically makes him cooler.

On that note, that perception is down to a matter of taste, but mainly to me seems a stupid case of people assuming correlation = causation, going back to when cigarette companies would pay badass actors like Humphrey Bogart to smoke onscreen. But lets be honest, Humphrey Bogart was badass with or without a cigarette. It's why they paid him to smoke in the first place - he was a great endorsement. Plenty of badasses smoke, but so do plenty of chavs, the individual is badass, not what's in their mouth.
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#29
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i'll put it in terms even a mental midget could understand

guitar case = pussy magnet

That is close to the worst attemp at an insult ever.

Also don't really think girls go "OMG empty guitar case!! Must **** him now". They go "what a tool he actually thinks that will get him laid".
#30
Smoking to look cool and playing guitar to get chicks are pretty much the least fuking cool things you can do. People see through that shit really quickly, so essentially you've been walking around like a douche this whole time...

Scratch that you ARE a douche.
Last edited by DesertEagle at Feb 23, 2012,
#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
smoke more and post less.

That's the best way to say "fuck off and die" I've ever seen.
#32
Quote by killjoy_bentley
I just look so badass walking down 3rd street with my sunglasses, empty guitar case and a cigarette dangling out of my mouth.


The **** is wrong with you?
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#33
Quote by conor-figgy
That's the best way to say "fuck off and die" I've ever seen.


basically.
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#34
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#35
Quote by stonyman65
Yeah. Right. How old are you again?

You know what makes you even more of a pussy magnet?

PLAYING guitar.

A real one.

You should try it sometime when you are not carrying an empty case around


you know nothing
#36
Quote by killjoy_bentley
all you hear about is all the negative shit
Try quiting sometime. If you actually do it, walk around near a smoker or two. The fucking cravings never leave. That's why smoking is fucking bad. And, for the record, I'm pretty much the opposite of a health nut.

Oh, and as usual, your polls. Fucking hell!
#37
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i'll put it in terms even a mental midget could understand

guitar case = pussy magnet


But, in order to get properly laid, you need to put the guitar case down, take the cancer out of your mouth and take the sunglasses off.

I guess you didn't read the "no running" signs next to the gene pool and just slipped in.
#38
Quote by killjoy_bentley
you know nothing



Sure.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#39
I'm more embarassed that I smoke, it's not cool, never though it was just started to keep me going when times were shitty, now there not so bad but it's hard to stop.


TS is an idiot.
sigh...
#40
Where's the option for a smoke only when you're drunk? I'm against smoking regularly, but I think it's one of the best feelings to have an alcoholic buzz, then transition to a nicotine high off of a couple of puffs. I don't think there's any way that will affect you in any way in the long run.
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