#1
I've looked around, and can't seem to find how to edit or delete my tabs...Can someone help?
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#6
Quote by -Mantra-
The embarrassing thing is that I can't find my cat in our apartment.

No, the embarrassing thing is that I used body soap instead of shampoo.
#9
The embarrassing thing is that I choked my cat just to get another song on my album.
#10
Quote by Floss Ninja
The embarrassing thing is I was caught masturbating, and she didn't even pay me!

my friend was fought masturbating by his mom a while ago. She stares at him and walks away. Later she proceeded to say how boy will be boys and so on. Pretty awesome mum, mine woulda killed me on the spot.
#12
The embarrassing thing is that I tried to get my mom to give me a handjob when she caught me masturbating... damn porn
#13
I don't think tabs can be removed.

If you want to update them, go to My Profile at the top of this window. Along the left, go to My Contributions. Click the 'tabs' tab and click the 'u!' thing on the end of the tab you want to update.
#15
Quote by itamar100
my friend was fought masturbating by his mom a while ago. She stares at him and walks away. Later she proceeded to say how boy will be boys and so on. Pretty awesome mum, mine woulda killed me on the spot.


The embarr... No. Just no.
#16
The embarrassing thing is that the cat is finally found... from a spot I/mom/sister checked several times.
#17
The embarrasing thing is that I'm reading this thread.
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#19
The rev is online. I think he'll be a pretty chill mod though and let things take their course
#21
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Not unlesssss its a KELLY22 ATTACK

His/her dad would be embarrassed.
#23
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#26
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Wait...


His mom jerked him off during a fight?

What will they think of next?


Maybe next time she'll stick a knife up his **** and slowly twist it... Round ... And round... And round.

Just imagine that and feel your close in pain at the thought of it.
#27
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Not unlesssss its a KELLY22 ATTACK


ARGHHHHHHHH!

Oh, phew. False alarm, guys.

EDIT: Reminds me of this.
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#28
Quote by beyondthegrave
i once masturbated with dish washing liquid!


Not that embarrassing. I used to stick my whole cocknun the soap bottle for maximum effect.
#29
The embarrassing thing is that I accidentally all over the room.
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#30
Quote by -Mantra-
The embarrassing thing is that I can't find my cat in our apartment.


Cat in the wall, eh?
#31
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The fuck?

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#33
This thread...wtf


Lmao and TS STILL hasnt gotten an answer to his question Once again why I love this place.
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