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So in order to ask this girl to prom, I plan to leave balloons, chocolates, banners, etc. in her car trunk. BUT I need to somehow get inside of her car without her around. So far I have the following ideas:

Pretend I left something in there that i need to get

When i get out of the car, leave the door slightly ajar, so that i can get my shit and set my trap

Thats all. How do i get into this car without doing anything illegal?
#3
whip out your dick, slap it on the table and say, "bitch you're going to prom with me or I'll slap you with my dick
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#4
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BUT I need to somehow get inside of her

I thought this happened AFTER Prom.
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#7
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Make her open the box

Step 4: Profit
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^ just won the thread.
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Step 1: Cut a whole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Make her open the box

Step 4: Profit




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Step 1: Cut a whole in a box

Your hole plan is brilliant except for one small whole that unfortunately really does ruin the hole thing. I know the hole pit will blast me for being a grammar nazi but it's just that poor spelling ruins my hole day. Sorry if I seem like hole lot of an asswhole.
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#13
"Are you going to the prom?"

"No?"

"You wanna go with me?"

...

"No?"

...

"Well I have a better option"

"No, it's not a knife."

...

"It's alright, don't be scared"

"Just close you're eyes for a second."

"hey. Stop... Come back!"

"COME BACK HERE"
#14
"Hey, wanna go stand in a hot, smelly, cramped room filled with profusely sweating and uncomfortable teenagers in badly tailored suits hoping to get laid so that we can forget about this in two years when we realize we hate eachother?"

That usually works. Usually.
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Your hole plan is brilliant except for one small whole that unfortunately really does ruin the hole thing. I know the hole pit will blast me for being a grammar nazi but it's just that poor spelling ruins my hole day. Sorry if I seem like hole lot of an asswhole.

Well played.
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^ just won the thread.

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#18
Make an effigy of her, then burn it out the front of the school, maybe on a cross (chicks love that religious shit). Most romantic thing you can ever do for a girl.

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#19
Or just ask her to prom without breaking into her car? If she says yes, it won't be because you possibly damaged her property to ask her. If she says no, you have my permission to be a misogynistic asshole and victimize yourself by blaming me for your own shortcomings.
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i was really good too

The poll was inspired.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#22
Hey, why stop there? Put all that stuff in her bedroom.

Use any means necessary.

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#23
What about.. you ask her like a normal person would? You know, without all the car thing.
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#25
This is quite possibly the gayest way i've ever heard to ask someone out. Jesus wept, are you 8 or something? Just ask her, don't try and make a huge show about it, because IF she says no, at least you two can keep it as your own little secret rather than having the entire school/college knowing about it.
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What about.. you ask her like a normal person would? You know, without all the car thing.


This. Walk up to her during school and say "Would you like to go to the prom with me?"
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#27
inb4 she already has a prom date because TS wasted all his time on this dumbass idea.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
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So in order to ask this girl to prom, I plan to leave balloons, chocolates, banners, etc. in her car trunk. BUT I need to somehow get inside of her car without her around. So far I have the following ideas:

Pretend I left something in there that i need to get

When i get out of the car, leave the door slightly ajar, so that i can get my shit and set my trap

Thats all. How do i get into this car without doing anything illegal?

No mate, you but her in your trunk you daft bastard.
#30
1. Grow a pair of balls and man the **** up.
2. Walk up to that ****ing ***** and ask tell her she's going to the ****ing prom with you.
3. ****ing question marks bro! ????
4. ****ing profit.
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#31
No pics.

Wow. I was expecting pics. Of this girl.


Now this thread is just a ****in' piss off.
#32
Dude if you go to all the trouble of having balloons, chocolate and so on then she says NO!!! You will look like a real fool.
#33
Knock her out right before prom, when she awakes at prom tell her she said yes and doesn't remember. That way if she would of said no she has to out of guilt. Perfect plan.
#36
Just ask. Don't waste a bunch of time, effort and money to go the extra mile when it's not even worth it in the first place. It's prom. Like you'll ever see her after high school anyways.
#37
That's creepy TS. Imagine opening your car door to find that someone had broken in and left a bunch of sappy crap inviting you to prom. That's not romantic, that makes you look like a stalker. Ask her to her face. She'll appreciate it more. And if she says no, then the entire school doesn't have to know that some creepy kid she didn't even like broke into her car.
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#38
That's creepy and embarrasing for her. Instead you should print off loads banners with the question in huge writing, and stick them around the school corridors.
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#39
Quit stalling TS and just ask her. The worst that could happen is that she says no. Which I doubt will happen if you do it soon.
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#40
Why in the trunk? What if she never opens it?
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