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So when you're doing the do, what do you guys do while performing your duty?

Do you:

read a book
browse the web on your phone
browse facebook on your phone
stare blankly into space
fap
pretend you're slaying the dragon of Nymphinia
pretend you're the US bombing Japan
sleep
play chess
play guitar
other
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#3
Yeah I usually pull out my phone and check my email or NHL headlines.
I poop fast so I dont get to do much.
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I don't think there's a better answer to this question.

I usually browse UG.


You're typing this while you're shitting
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I play all or nothing poker on my phone.
I only bet all in or fold right away. I try to see how much I can earn doing this.
I've gotten up to 30 k once and could have gotten more had I not finished my shit.
#9
Recently I just play Jetpack Joyride on my iPod
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#10
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#12
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I browse UG and sometimes read the news.


and sometimes i stick my thumb in my butt and beat off


If your thumb is in your ass, how do you shit?

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because I had a girl suck my dick while I fucked her ass
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#14
That's when I do a lot of deep thinking.

Being a cockatoo, they only last a couple of seconds though.
#15
Bring my iPod to listen to music and do a little air-drumming.
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If your thumb is in your ass, how do you shit?

pull it out let some shit fall out and stick the finger back in. the shit coming out basically keep the the stimulation going while the finger is removed.
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pull it out let some shit fall out and stick the finger back in. the shit coming out basically keep the the stimulation going while the finger is removed.


I need to try this one day
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#22
I usually read a magazine.

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#24
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indeed you do. make sure you wear a condom on your thumb so it doesn't get shit all over it.


Now that just ruins the fun
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#26
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well if its ribbed it can give extra pleasure


The point of thumb in the ass is the thrill of shit on your thumb and under your nails
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The point of thumb in the ass is the thrill of shit on your thumb and under your nails

Are you Kelly?
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#33
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I didn't say I was taking a shit now, did I?

I was pooing around 11pm, my posts from there were from the throne


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Are you Kelly?


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