#1
would you...

Confiscate drug money for your self?

What would you do?
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I'd tase everybody.
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Yes. If I was a crooked cop I would probably be crooked.

I'd also still stuff from the evidence rooms. And tase annoying people.
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#6
I'd hide powered tazors underneath the cushions on the chairs of other officers and see what would happen.

Well, I guess a more serious answer to the question would be just take advantage of whatever weed I picked up
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Well Officer Horsedick.MPEG will have to taze a nigga if he ain't appreciatating my athority
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#10
Umm... duh? Because seeing as how I'm crooked then of course I'd do crooked things? If you didn't specify the crooked part then no I wouldn't.
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Umm... duh? Because seeing as how I'm crooked then of course I'd do crooked things? If you didn't specify the crooked part then no I wouldn't.


He's not asking if you'd do crooked things. He's asking what crooked things you'd do/prefer to do.
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I'd murder people with my taser.
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take justice into my own hands and be judge, jury and executioner
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Tell people they can't walk their dogs in certain areas. Then take the dog and put it in my car, telling the owner they can pick it up at the station. If the dog tugs on the leash claim it was resisting arrest and tase it. Twice.
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I'd join the Village People.
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would you...

Confiscate drug money for your self?

What would you do?


Isn't it sort of the other way around?

1. Confiscate drug money for oneself.
2. Become corrupt cop.

So yes, if I were a corrupt cop I certainly would.

edit: I keep reading 'tase' as taste.
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Isn't it sort of the other way around?

1. Confiscate drug money for oneself.
2. Become corrupt cop.

So yes, if I were a corrupt cop I certainly would.

edit: I keep reading 'tase' as taste.


That would be for a beginner crooked cop. Im talking bout experience man!
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That would be for a beginner crooked cop. Im talking bout experience man!


So if they don't comply use necessary buttrape?
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That would be for a beginner crooked cop. Im talking bout experience man!


That's my point! stealing drug money is what makes you a crooked cop.

It's like saying, "If you were a robber, would you steal things?"
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edit: I keep reading 'tase' as taste.

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Then what would you do as a crooked cop?
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#25
I'd pick on Zoot just because he hates cops and I'm a crooked cop.
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I'd tase everybody.

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#30
Of course I would.

I'd partner with drug dealers, shoot snitches, and not give a fuck.
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Go around arresting people whose picture frames aren't at 90 degree angles, within ±0.01 degrees.
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I lock up everybody in sound proof rooms except me. That way, there will be peace and quiet in the world.
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