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#1
It's morning, and I felt like making a chicken sandwich.

I was then told by my step-dad that this was a wrong thing to do, and couldn't think of a reasonable excuse why...

Why is chicken so god damn forbidden during my mornings?!
#2
Tell him he's not your father and that "shu'up! I do what ah want!"
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#3
because you touch yourself at night..

but no, a chicken sammich ehould be awesome right now....
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#4
It's better to have a hearty and nutritious breakfast. I'd count a chicken sandwich in that.
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#5
Because that's when he uses it to **** your mum.
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#6
Glad I didn't just have toast or something, this is by far the better option.

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#8
Having an unhealthy option for breakfast is better than no breakfast.
Chicken sandwiches are healthy anyway.
Even better with brown bread and maybe some salad in the mix.
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#9
Oh hey, a 12er that isn't a complete cunt. Well done. Chicken sandwiches are cool.


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#10
they transform at night
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#13
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Chicken is the best food to be eating at all hours of the day. Seriously, all hours.


Truth.
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#14
Quote by Piñata
It's morning, and I felt like making a chicken sandwich.

I was then told by my step-dad that this was a wrong thing to do, and couldn't think of a reasonable excuse why...

Why is chicken so god damn forbidden during my mornings?!





He's your step Dad. Tell him to go fuck himself.

Eat what you want, when you want.
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#15
I just found out that my mother is ridiculously superstitious and she thinks it's bad luck if you touch your head/face after sunset

so naturally I've been doing this all evening



OT: i have nothing to say but your post reminded me of that
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#16
Is there a correct time to not be eating chicken?
I think an appropriate way to defuse this situation would have been to offer him some chicken, then if he said yes, tell him it's too early for generosity.
#17
It's wrong and you're going to hell.
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#18
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It's wrong and you're going to hell.


Of all these posts, weirdly this is the only one that actually makes sense to me.
#20
Nothing wrong with chicken in the morning.....if eggs are the go-to breakfast then what the **** is wrong with the end product?

Chicken is high in protein, has numerous beneficial vitamins and so on, and is damn tasty. I say enjoy your chicken, and if your step-dad refuses to see the error of his ways then I say you eat your chicken while standing over his corpse.

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#21
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He's your step Dad. Tell him to go fuck himself.

Eat what you want, when you want.


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#22
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I just found out that my mother is ridiculously superstitious and she thinks it's bad luck if you touch your head/face after sunset

Your mother is crazy. She might murder you in your sleep.
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#25
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A chicken sandwich in the morning is sure a helluva lot better than a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

True dat. Helluva lot more delicious, too.
#27
Can't stand cocoa puffs...

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#30
tell your stupid ****ing **** sucker of a step-dad to shut the **** up and that you'll eat your goddamn chicken whenever you ****ing please

then proceed to eat chicken and feel tingly and warm
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#33
Quote by SkepsisMetal
Chicken and Bacon sandwiches are always relevant.


like that chicken and pig are making sweet love over your tongue... an experience.
#35
Anyone ever have chicken and waffles? That's some good stuff right there.
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#38
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I was then told by my step-dad that this was a wrong thing to do, and couldn't think of a reasonable excuse why...



now I'm gonna go eat chicken


really though eggs for breakfast, chicken for dinner.
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#39
The time for chicken is whenever you got dat purple drank.
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