#6
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I was asking because I may have.

Is there a lot of discoloration around where you think the vein burst?
#7
Aneurysms are lethal.
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#11
Sure it's possible to break veins, everything can be broken. If you mean breaking from high pressure it's not likely as arteries are the ones under high amounts of pressure.
#13
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I'd be glad if I did.

now now
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#14
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TS is gonna die



If TS is serious then it's kinda.....not funny. >_>
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#15
Quote by reidhasguitar
I was asking because I may have.
I'm a nurse. Do you have any symptoms?
#17
Quote by stealstrings
If TS is serious then it's kinda.....not funny. >_>

Unfortunately, this is how the pit works. But believe me, I've seen worse. Anyway, TS, as usual, if you're worried about a medical condition the only thing to do really is to see a doctor.
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#20
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TS is gonna die


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#21
With the help with one of these, sure:

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#22
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I'd be glad if I did.

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#25
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TS is gonna die
I'd be glad if I did.

No you wouldn't, you'd be dead, so you'd no longer have any brain function, so you wouldn't be able to feel any emotions.
#26
Zing.
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Stay classy, pit.
#28
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No you wouldn't, you'd be dead, so you'd no longer have any brain function, so you wouldn't be able to feel any emotions.





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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#30
Quote by SlackerBabbath
No you wouldn't, you'd be dead, so you'd no longer have any brain function, so you wouldn't be able to feel any emotions.

This seems like something that will appear in the anti-joke thread.

#31
I remember a case of a guy who was quite into personal fitness, and worked on his calfs too much he made a tiny little pinprick hole in one of the veins/arteries in his leg and it would squirt like a couple of metres everytime pressure was removed. Go see a doctor.
#32
Is that not just a bruise?
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....