#2
Knife.

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He's going to batter Bottas. Aye, stick that in your sig Bill

#3

Report back with results.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#6
Tampons??

Whatever u do tho, don't become an evil wizard

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#7
Quote by fc89konkari
The funny thing is that I really would've not minded a serious answer

*Wouldn't have.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
car jack?
My Gear:
BC Rich Gunslinger Retro Blade
Vintage V100 Paradise + SD Alnico Pro Slash APH-2's
1963 Burns Short Scale Jazz Guitar
Dean Performer Florentine
Bugera 6260
Orange Micro Terror + cab
Digitech Bad Monkey
Zoom G2G
#10
Depends how they're closed .. mucous? Super glue? Foreign object?
not going viral


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Non Evil E-Twin of stealstrings

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#11
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#12
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#14
1. Suspend a fish hook from your ceiling attached to a strong rope or chain.

2. Stick the fish hook into both your nostrils.

3. Lift your legs off the ground so only the fish hook is holding your weight.
#17
I just had my sinuses punctured. Opened my nostrils in the process.
I live near Lake Bodom WORSHIP MEEEEEEE

Quote by Sami Philadelph
LOL, for some reason the impression I get from you is like some wacky Frank Zappa of metal pulling pranks at the Grammys and telling crude jokes during interviews.
#18
I suppose ill give a serious answer.

Fill a bowl with boiling water, put a bit of olbas oil in if you have some, lean your head over it and press your thumb into the bridge of your nose untill you feel it start to drain.
#19
Quote by mr7string
I suppose ill give a serious answer.

Fill a bowl with boiling water, put a bit of olbas oil in if you have some, lean your head over it and press your thumb into the bridge of your nose untill you feel it start to drain.

Do you dare to say that dynamite isn't serious business?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
stop being a wuss and shuv your finger up their.
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