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#1
Why don't scientists start working on turning on those genes so we can have super strength? Full grown chimps can rip car doors off hinges, and I think we should be able to do that too.
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#4
Quote by Fat Lard
Why don't scientists start working on turning on those genes so we can have super strength? Full grown chimps can rip car doors off hinges, and I think we should be able to do that too.


I may be wrong, but by the looks of your post I'm guessing you're a little bit more than 98.5% chimp.
#6
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


*ahem* well without going into you entire misunderstanding of genetics, lets just say genetic technology isn't quite there yet.
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#8
If everyone could rip car doors off, then criminals can break in cars even faster then they can now
#9
I don't know about you retard liberals, but I'm no monkey.
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#10
If a McDonald's hamburger patty is only 15% irl meat, can't vegetarians just eat 85% of Big Mac™?
#12
Quote by Leon987
If everyone could rip car doors off, then criminals can break in cars even faster then they can now


yeah but firefighters can save people without jaws of lives and use the money spent on the jaws for improving communities.
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#13
brb "turning genes" and creating upper body strength that chimpanzees developed from millions of years of swinging their whole body weight in branches 24 hours a day.
#15
Because monkeys grow up climbing from as young as they can and can carry their own weight like a feather, and we are brought up eating McDicks and fatty cheeseburgers and we can't even lift ourselves up for more than three chinups?
Is this what you're on about? Upper body strength?
Yeah, I think that's it.

EDIT: Portuguese Boy beat me
#17
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I don't know about you retard liberals, but I'm no monkey.


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#18
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it's a chimpanhuman, it's pretty much my favorite animal

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#19
Quote by Fat Lard
Why don't scientists start working on turning on those genes so we can have super strength? Full grown chimps can rip car doors off hinges, and I think we should be able to do that too.


We aren't 98.5% chimp, we simply share 98.5% of our DNA.

And because that would be stupid and pointless, and the loss of strength in humans isn't entirely genetic, it's also due to lifestyle. DNA sets the capacity for strength, but it does not control the actual level to a degree that removes the need for actual training.
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#21
Quote by Wisthekiller
If people and bananas share 50% of the same DNA, why can't scientists crank up the peel-having?


Technically we can. The sunburn mutates our DNA and makes it so the "banana" DNA is more active, and that is why our skin peels after sunburns.
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#22
Quote by due 07
If a McDonald's hamburger patty is only 155% irl meat, can't vegetarians just eat 85% of Big Mac™?


Quote by due 07
If a McDonald's hamburger patty is only 15% irl meat, can't vegetarians just eat 85% of Big Mac™?



Last edited by SaintsofNowhere at Feb 26, 2012,
#24
Quote by Fat Lard
Technically we can. The sunburn mutates our DNA and makes it so the "banana" DNA is more active, and that is why our skin peels after sunburns.


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#25
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I may be wrong, but by the looks of your post I'm guessing you're a little bit more than 98.5% chimp.

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#26
Quote by due 07
If a McDonald's hamburger patty is only 15% irl meat, can't vegetarians just eat 85% of Big Mac™?


I couldn't help myself, sorry. Especially as it was singular.
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#28
If we are 98.5% Chimpanzees, does it still make a sound?
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#29
Quote by Fat Lard
yeah but firefighters can save people without jaws of lives and use the money spent on the jaws for improving communities.


Are you stupid? Think of the economic consequences of shutting down the jaws of life factories.
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#31


TS, you're an idiot.
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#32
Last time I checked I'm 100% human.
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#35
As an anthropology student, this thread is making me weep.
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#36
There is only one response to this:


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#38
Quote by Jackintehbox
What is the sound of 98.5% of one chimpanzee clapping?


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#39
Humans are 98.5% chimp, therefore humans do not exist.
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#40
OP is the 98.5%
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