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#1
Injured people of the pit, I summon you. I just hurt hurt the muscle right above my knee so bad while skateboarding. Went for a backside boardslide with a pop out at the end of the ledge on a ledge I usually get the trick on, but it wasn't waxed properly this time and I stuck, flew forward and jammed my muscle above my knee on the end of the ledge, then landed scraping my shoulder. Smoked some medicinals to keep the pain down - it helps more than one would think, and this shit hurts really bad. I'm gonna have to sit for a couple days.

Post your current injuries, or gnarly injuries past.
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#2
I don't have many recent ones, so here is a short list of my glories
-ran through a glass window as a 2 year old and cut my head
-fell head first onto a screw and had to get stitches, again, in my head
-sprained my ankle and didn't know it so I never got it fixed. It folds in here and there (stupid high pain tolerance)
-a 4X4 ran over my foot but I somehow walked it off.
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#4
I've got a bad ankle atm, tis always been bad past 5 years but it feels a bit iffy lately, like a bit of extra pressure and boom it's gone.
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#5
Someone stood (ran) on my arm while playing football and both bones snapped, with one of them piercing the skin and popping out. I laid looking at it for a good 30 seconds (unable to cry for help I guess) and passed out

I was only 12, bless
#7
Shit man. Hope you're okay.

As for me, I dove into the edge of a table in second grade at school.

I needed 4 stitches over my left eye, and the school needed to replace the blood stained carpet. Was quite gruesome.


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#8
I currently have a paper cut on the outside of my thumb


one of the most painful I can remember though is dislocating my left shoulder when a rugby scrum simultaneously collapsed in wed mud.
#9
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-a 4X4 ran over my foot but I somehow walked it off.


Dude, I swear my grandpa's car ran over my foot when I was 7, and I didn't even flinch. My feets are crazy too.
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#10
Last injury I had was muscle spasm in my neck. I had to keep my head cocked and looking to the side for about a week because it just wouldn't turn to look forwards without immense pain.

EDIT: Knocked myself out while tackling someone once. Also got stabbed in the face with a whiteboard marker.
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#11
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Dude, I swear my grandpa's car ran over my foot when I was 7, and I didn't even flinch. My feets are crazy too.


shit yeah!


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Wat


oops. *cut my head
Ill fix it
#12
-Broken hand once from hitting my hand on a wall while playing soccer
-Medial high ankle sprain that hurt pretty bad for about a week. Hell of a bruise.
-Oh, every bone below the knee broken on my left leg, along with all of the toes on my right foot. Left foot cut in half to rearrange the bones. That one probably took the cake. Yep, definitely that one.
#13
lol my mum ran over my foot in the car and I yelled out her name to get her attention and she stopped while the tyre was right on it...she caught on about 5 seconds later.
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#14
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oops. *cut my head
Ill fix it
Glad that was a typo. I was scared for a minute there.
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#15
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lol my mum ran over my foot in the car and I yelled out her name to get her attention and she stopped while the tyre was right on it...she caught on about 5 seconds later.


Now THAT'S when it would hurt the most. If it just rolls over your foot quickly, it's not too bad. Once it sits there...
Shit that sucks.


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Glad that was a typo. I was scared for a minute there.


But in all honesty, if it wasn't a typo, with me, would you be surprised?
#16
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Shit man. Hope you're okay.

Yeah, I'll be fine in a few days after icing/heating/bengay lol, but it hurts like a motherfucker right now.
As for me, I dove into the edge of a table in second grade at school.

I needed 4 stitches over my left eye, and the school needed to replace the blood stained carpet. Was quite gruesome.

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#17
I broke the growth plate in my left ulna when I was 12. It stopped growing and I had to get an external fixator: It separates the bone from itself and lets it grow from the inside instead of from the growth plate. Neat shit.
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#18
Fell out of a tree when I was fourteen when a branch snapped and feel straight down onto a recently cut branch, which went clean through my thigh and left me suspended in the air with my other foot just about able to reach the ground. Luckily my dad was nearby and he was able to pick me up off of it, but I passed out from the shock and pain of it all fairly quickly. Woke up in the back of the car with my leg feeling numb and a towel which shouldn't have been red wrapped around it. Ended up getting stitched up (obviously) after they poured some agonising powdery kind of stuff into the wound and gave me two injections (one was a pain killer and the other an anti-biotic) and had to use crutches for about a month and a half.

That was fun... And thinking about it, if I'd fallen two inches to the left I would be a eunuch.

And I broke the ring and middle fingers on my left hand when I was 15 and now the ring finger, if left to its own devices, curls up and makes me look like Altair from Assassins Creed. That finger also seems to feel the cold a lot worse in winter.
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#19
Oh! I forgot one this forum would especially enjoy.
Know how Ibanez guitars have those rather pointy heads?
I jumped into bed once and somehow missed and I jabbed myself in the eye with the head of my Ibanez. I was centimeters away from gouging my own eye out and from damaging my vision forever. Scary shit.
#20
Torn right rotater cuff from casing a ski jump.
Torn left rotater cuff from martial arts.
Torn left MCL from hockey.
Concussion from trying to surf a water-slide.
2nd-3rd degree burns from accidentally lighting my hand of fire.
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#21
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I used to get injuries, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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You deserved that.

OT:
-- When I was 5, I cut my thumb with my dad's cool new pocket knife. Didn't even notice until I looked down. Then, I went to my parents, who rushed me to the ER. I proceeded to chat with the dude sowing up my thumb.
-- When I was in middle school, I sprained my ankle. The next fall, playing hockey on it was a fucking bitch. But I ignored the pain like a real man.
-- I've also gotten punched (and needed stitches) several times. Once, it was bad enough that my dad (who is a doctor) said we might as well give me stitches right at the house. We got out some medical thread and sterilized the needle. Didn't have any fucking painkillers. That hurt more than you'd fucking believe. The worst was when the needle was pulled through. Didn't help that the damn cut was below my lip and therefore was NOT 100% stationary all through the damn procedure.

So, suck it, bitches!
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#22
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lol

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But in all honesty, if it wasn't a typo, with me, would you be surprised?
At first you said you got head.

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#23
1. Join Army
2. Get shot in knee
3. Cry like a little school girl
4. ?
5. Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#24
That's gotta hurt hope you'll be okay soon

Current injuries: I did something to my neck and I can't turn my head and my right shoulder is numb. I also have a splinter on my face and I cant get it out. And I fell down yesterday and this ankle that I always sprain hurts a lot right now

I don't think I've ever been uninjured and if it's relatively minor on my legs I don't notice until there's blood because high pain tolerance/not enough nerves there
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#25
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4. ?
5. Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jackal actually did used to be an adventurer before he was shot in the knee!
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#26
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lol

At first you said you got head.

ಠ_ಠ


... Oh now I see it.
Oh good god

Did I mention mention it was the window of Gary Glitter's house?

Okay I think that's enough of this haha.
#27
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Jackal actually did used to be an adventurer before he was shot in the knee!

And he was around when people actually used bows and arrows
#28
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Jackal actually did used to be an adventurer before he was shot in the knee!

Actually I was.
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#29
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And he was around when people actually used bows and arrows

Still am. Did you hear that? No? You're dead.
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#30
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... Oh now I see it.
Oh good god

Did I mention mention it was the window of Gary Glitter's house?

Okay I think that's enough of this haha.
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#31
I was on crutches at the beginning of fall semester. Twas a bitch getting around campus. Then I partially popped my shoulder out while skiing, and that injury has been nagging me for a while. Sucks getting old...
#32
I ran into a tree going for a catch in a game of football and broke my orbital bone. Had a black eye for a good 5 months or so.

Broke two bone in my wrist after I slipped climbing over a fence.
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#33
frontside boardslide down this little rail. after sliding for a second my lower body kept going and my upper body stayed. eventually i was horizontal in the air. the first part of my body to land was my scrotum and penis. they hit the rail. my scrotum was slightly bloody and slightly bruised, and my penis was really bruised. a dark purple.
I just want to know that I did all I could with what I was given.
#34
I slept wrong last night and my back hurt all day. *cries*
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#35
Christmas Day of 2006 I got my daughter a huge trampoline. I was jumping on it with her that morning and landed on my left shoulder weird. Cracked my scapula, 75% tear of my rotator cuff, 75% tear of my labrum, dislocated shoulder, and dislodged tendon. Went into surgery the next day. Lost my job and didn't get back to work until July of 2007. Burnt through all of our savings while I was out of work. To top it all off, developed a raging addiction to percoset that I had to break myself off of fast after I got back to work.
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#36
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Christmas Day of 2006 I got my daughter a huge tampon. I was jumping on it with her that morning and landed on my left shoulder weird. Cracked my scapula, 75% tear of my rotator cuff, 75% tear of my labrum, dislocated shoulder, and dislodged tendon. Went into surgery the next day. Lost my job and didn't get back to work until July of 2007. Burnt through all of our savings while I was out of work. To top it all off, developed a raging addiction to percoset that I had to break myself off of fast after I got back to work.

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#37
Does throwing out your back count?

If so, I've done that 3 times. And I'm only 21.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#38
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Does throwing out your back count?

If so, I've done that 3 times. And I'm only 21.

Fucking hell, what did you do?
#39
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Does throwing out your back count?

If so, I've done that 3 times. And I'm only 21.
Lift with your legs broski.
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#40
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Does throwing out your back count?

If so, I've done that 3 times. And I'm only 21.


Same here, I'm 17. I don't know how I've ever done it. It's embarrassing saying I slipped a disk by sitting on my ass all day, so I just say I hurt myself while lifting my amp. People buy it.

In other news, all the chiropractors around here no longer accept my insurance, so my back is slightly out and my shoulders have spasm'd/cramped upon waking every day for the past week.

Anyone know any good neck/shoulder stretches? The problem is from between the shoulder blades and spine up to between the neck and shoulder. Hurts like hell.
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