Poll: Who's driving?
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View poll results: Who's driving?
Lead Guitarist
13 9%
Rhythm Guitarist
11 8%
Bassist
38 26%
Drummer
16 11%
Singer
6 4%
Fancy "Chauffeur"
21 15%
Your mom
39 27%
Voters: 144.
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#1
So your band is going on a roadtrip across whatever plane of land you reside. Who's driving?
#2
I don't care, I'll just take a trailer and put a few wicker chairs in it.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#3
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#5
bassist ofcourse !
Have you run your fingers down the wall...

And have you felt your neck skin crawl...
When you're searching for the light ?
#8
He drives the van...

Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#10
Quote by iantheman
do it in shifts, nigga


This is the answer to errything, tho.
you're a stone fox
#15
The bassist, who else?
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#16
The bassist isn't even trusted playing the guitar. Why would you trust him with a van?
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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
#18
Van? Fuck that, we have our own plane.
Quote by Zeppelin71
Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#19
Quote by thefuzz454
The bassist isn't even trusted playing the guitar. Why would you trust him with a van?


The drummer is drunk, the vocalist would spend all his time looking @ self in mirror, The rythym guitarist is practicing not sucking and the lead is plowing your mom.
#21
Quote by Skullivan
Not Juan Pablo Montoya...

it was gililand's fuck up, foo

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#22
Screw the van, we're all grown men. We walk carrying all our gear.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#23
I am.
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#24
I'm a bassist, but also a singer, and guitarist. So if I'm ever a bassist in a band, I refuse to drive just because I'm multi talented.

Look at it in a sexy way:

Drummers hit it harder
Bassists do it deeper
Guitarists finger faster
Singers do it louder

I'm 3 for 4, so my sex overpowers everyone else. And the drummer shouldn't have to do it because life is already hard on him.

SO: Rhythm guitarist.
#25
The Manager.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#26
Obviously Krieger

People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
#27
Quote by Skullivan
Not Juan Pablo Montoya...

NASCAR. Still a thing.

...sadly.
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Umm. . .uh. . .your mom touched sjones' dick. YOUR MOM TOUCHED OUR GUITARISTS GENITALS IN A CAMPER AT A BIKER FESTIVAL! truth.
#28
Quote by sjones
NASCAR. Still a thing.

...sadly.

people find it entertaining


281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#31
our singer cuz hes useless anyways
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#32
Quote by moscaespañol
I don't care, I'll just take a trailer and put a few wicker chairs in it.


And then when we need to make some food, just break 'em up and make a fire right in the trailer.

Friggen geniuses, us.
#33
Quote by moscaespañol
I don't care, I'll just take a trailer and put a few wicker chairs in it.

___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#36
aw hell naw. not me. If it's me I sabotage by driving recklessly. And I drink only beer and refuse to drink water, and often wear dirty glasses.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#37
Roadie?
Hugging Thread; I'm here to help


Oh you wouldn’t want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise they wouldn’t wannna watch
Another uninnocent, elegant fall
Into the unmagnificent lives of adults


It's Tessa, not Tesse please.
#38
I don't care as long as it's not me...
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#40
Quote by WCPhils


But our stove fell out, what are we gonna cook hotdogs on now?

I gotta have hotdogs with this delicious coffee, dude.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
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