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#1
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k so tell me all the embarrassing things you've ever done so I'll feel better
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k so tell me all the embarrassing things you've ever done so I'll feel better


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#4
Id be embarassed too if i made such shitty threads

What was it and il tell you my deepest most embarassing secrets
#5
share yours OP and ill share mine.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#6
one time, i sharted in the middle of class. it was in the 3rd grade. no one found out though.

oh, and sometimes i get drunk and piss myself while i'm sleeping. usually because i'm dreaming that i'm peeing.

edit: what a bunch o puss pantses. i'm the first one to post my embarrassing stories.
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#7
Got my pants pulled down all the way, in front of the class in year 6.

Haunting.
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one time, i sharted in the middle of class. it was in the 3rd grade. no one found out though.

oh, and sometimes i get drunk and piss myself while i'm sleeping. usually because i'm dreaming that i'm peeing.

I remember wetting the bed as a kid i would be dreaming of myself peeing.

I cant remember myself as a kid, but i can remember my dreams, and the thoughts and personality i had while dreaming.
#11
Tell me the embarrassing thing you did today so that I feel better posting mine.
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#12
I was 6-7, acting tough, notice I'm standing in an ant pile with red ants covering my ankles, break into tears and screaming. Those ants tore my shit up.
#13
this one time i made a really crap thread...
but after seeing this i feel better.
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#14
I hovered and i liked it.
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#16
I had sex with a hooker and I didnt pay for it.

true story.
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Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#17
When I was drunk I, I ran to the bathroom because I drank too much orange juice. I missed the toilet and hit everywhere else near it.
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#18
In primrary school I tried to take off my jumper and my t-shirt came with it. The t-shirt was then inside out so I had to take another minute to put it the right way and put it back on.

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i went camping once and was too afraid to go to the latrines by myself in the dark, so i held it for as long as i could.

that turned out to be in the middle of the night when my bladder was about ready to explode. i ran outside of my tent, unzipped my pants, and ended up peeing all over my leg.

it's actually funny now that i think about it.
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In primrary school I tried to take off my jumper and my t-shirt came with it. The t-shirt was then inside out so I had to take another minute to put it the right way and put it back on.

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In primrary school I tried to take off my jumper and my t-shirt came with it. The t-shirt was then inside out so I had to take another minute to put it the right way and put it back on.

ohgodwhy

TS, your can't be worse than this. Go ahead and post.
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i went camping once and was too afraid to go to the latrines by myself in the dark, so i held it for as long as i could.

that turned out to be in the middle of the night when my bladder was about ready to explode. i ran outside of my tent, unzipped my pants, and ended up peeing all over my leg.

it's actually funny now that i think about it.

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#25
I once got a blister on my dick from jacking off
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#27
In PE (gym class) once, I was wearing shorts and it was "that time of the month" and I didn't realise I had blood running down my leg. But everyone else noticed.
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I fortuitously and rapidly expurgated my nasal cavities whilst commencing in cunnilingus, resulting in the abrupt collision of nose, forehead and genitalia.

You sneezed while giving a girl head - resulting in you headbutting her in the vagina? That's hot.
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You sneezed while giving a girl head - resulting in you headbutting her in the vagina? That's hot.


Is it giving head when it's a girl (who's receiving)?

And it was very. Bitch didn't even return the favour - next time I'm going to pepper my groin.
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Is it giving head when it's a girl (who's receiving)?

And it was very. Bitch didn't even return the favour - next time I'm going to pepper my groin.

It would be giving head. You would be giving head in this example.

And if you do pepper your groin, be careful. That shit chafes like nobodies business if you get it in the wrong places...
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It would be giving head. You would be giving head in this example.

And if you do pepper your groin, be careful. That shit chafes like nobodies business if you get it in the wrong places...


Ooer, I wouldn't call it head if it's on a female.

And you know this from experience?...
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#35
I woke up covered in my own vomit the other day. I projectile vomited a good 3-4 feet, got it all in the bed (my buddy let me crash in his own bed hahaha), and even managed to get vomit behind me 2 feet up on the wall. Apparently my friend took a 10 second video, since there was puke everywhere, tool playing, and me with a bigass smile on my face sleeping. I dunno, that was pretty awkward.
#37
So the summer of 2010 I was yelling a command on the marching field (I was the drum major) and I hadn't quite learned to yell correctly. Because I was pushing my voice the wrong way, it cracked the worst it has ever. In front of the whole band, outside of the school in the parking lot. I heard about it the rest of the year.
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#38
Okay so I was eating lunch/studying in this grassy area at 4 am and I put my food down for a second because I had to turn the page and I saw a rat so I meant to move my hand over the sandwich to scare it away or something but I hit the sandwich instead and it went flying over to the other side of the space and hit this guy (who (I think) hates me now because i accidentally hit him yesterday) in the face so I went over to apologize but I stepped on the rat and it squeaked and I felt really bad because I like rats so I apologized to it and then I realized it couldn't understand me so I sat down and then I realized I hadn't apologized to him yet so I had to get up again and apologize but I tripped over nothing on the way over there and got disoriented and I had to spin around a bunch of times to find him and then I finally did and he didn't care that he got hit in the face with a sandwich but I had to help find the olives that fell out of it in the dark.
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What the heck man, use one of these ---> .
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Okay so I was eating lunch/studying in this grassy area at 4 am and I put my food down for a second because I had to turn the page and I saw a rat so I meant to move my hand over the sandwich to scare it away or something but I hit the sandwich instead and it went flying over to the other side of the space and hit this guy (who (I think) hates me now because i accidentally hit him yesterday) in the face so I went over to apologize but I stepped on the rat and it squeaked and I felt really bad because I like rats so I apologized to it and then I realized it couldn't understand me so I sat down and then I realized I hadn't apologized to him yet so I had to get up again and apologize but I tripped over nothing on the way over there and got disoriented and I had to spin around a bunch of times to find him and then I finally did and he didn't care that he got hit in the face with a sandwich but I had to help find the olives that fell out of it in the dark.







I feel bad now.
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