#1
About two years ago my drummer wrecked his motorcycle and ****ed up his hand pretty good. He had to have multiple reconstructive surgeries. For a long time now he's only been able to practice two hours at best before his hand starts to hurt. Well a few days ago he decided the pain was in his head and he practiced for the better part of six hours. This is what his hand looked like afterward! He said when he woke up the next day the swelling had completely gone down.

#3
Okay. What you really need is a new drummer.

Ba-dum-tsssh.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Feb 28, 2012,
#4
thanks for sharing


lol jk this is dildos

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#5
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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#6
Umm...


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#7
Before reading, I thought he burnt his hand on the stove.
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#9
Damn!
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#10
Tell him to do it again and then cut it open! Post results!
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#11
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

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#12
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#13
I think he was just masturbating furiously for hours on end and that is actually muscle.
#15
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Perfect use of it. Imagining him opening the door is clicking on the thread.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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I was looking for this.
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I have it bookmarked. I have been saving it for just the right moment. Apparently I chose wisely.
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#21
I thought that was a f*cking foot at first...
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#22
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whats the problem?

that big lump on his hand? yeah, that shouldn't be there...
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#23
Now, next time it happens, smash it flat with a hammer.
I know this, because I'm a professional medical doctor guy with papers and shit.
#24
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About two years ago my drummer wrecked his motorcycle and ****ed up his hand pretty good. He had to have multiple reconstructive surgeries. For a long time now he's only been able to practice two hours at best before his hand starts to hurt. Well a few days ago he decided the pain was in his head and he practiced for the better part of six hours. This is what his hand looked like afterward! He said when he woke up the next day the swelling had completely gone down.



#25
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that big lump on his hand? yeah, that shouldn't be there...



nah that looks normal
he should get that extar fingerchecked out

but seriously...wtf man
#28
When he got into the accident he had a titanium Mac book pro in his backpack. It took the impact instead of his back.



#31
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Yeah. That looks like it probably still works from the pics.


The hard drive still worked
#32
Macs are shit.


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