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#3
about time.

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#4
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I mean, they've already banned time travel and its depictions.


Seriously?
Link that shit. We'll make this a laugh at chinese retardation thread.
#5
So how they gonna enforce this? Send Chinese diplomats to the afterlife-that they don't believe exsists- and slap a bitch if he tries to come back illegaly?
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#7
Maybe they banned leincalnation but nobody underst- ah that was weak.

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#8
Don't they realize that the souls of the monks are just going to emigrate to America and Europe and reincarnate there? I mean come on. I remember last time, I was a cool Russian KGB officer. Life seemed good, but then I died. I was planning to come back as another Russian and be another KGB agent, but then I learn that the Soviet government didn't allow us to reincarnate! So I came to America instead, and look now who's still left.
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#10
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Don't they realize that the souls of the monks are just going to emigrate to America and Europe and reincarnate there? I mean come on.


China's trying to keep from being overpopulated, so they made it illegal to reincarnate there.
#11
Good, we have way too many reincarnated people in China. Like have you seen them? They're ****ing everywhere!
#12
China also banned time travel. Your point?

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#13
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China also banned time travel. Your point?


Beat you to it.
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#14
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China also banned time travel. Your point?


Wait, they did?

Time travel and reincarnation are both banned?

Clearly this is actually just the Chinese government lashing out in dissatisfaction with Matt Smith's performance as The Doctor.
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#17
lolololoooooll, so they need to sign a form before they die or smth?

Chinese people are the worst, let them stink in their communism and overpopulation. Even the "progressive" ones in China only demand for a return to the Mao communism. At least North-Korea tries to conquer the world, China only makes plastic and pokeballs.
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#19
I, for one, welcome our new Chinese overlords.
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#20
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I can't imagine how this will be enforced.


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#21
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I can't imagine how this will be enforced.


It won't be, that isn't the point. The law is being brought into place because China has finally worked out what most oppressive, dogmatic regimes worked out ages ago - killing an idea goes a lot further than killing its followers. It's just a system of control, akin to the banning of kilts and Gaelic/Celtic in Scotland during British subjugation. If people are forced to abstain from their beliefs and their culture - in this case by being told they cannot reincarnate - you force them to conform, and with conformity comes control.
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#23
A nation of atrocities. They will bring about their own doom. The Dalai Lama will be reborn.
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#24
They did this quite a while ago, actually. Like, 5+ years. I remember putting it in a high school assignment and my teacher gave me bad marks because she didn't believe it.
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#25
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lolololoooooll, so they need to sign a form before they die or smth?

Chinese people are the worst, let them stink in their communism and overpopulation. Even the "progressive" ones in China only demand for a return to the Mao communism. At least North-Korea tries to conquer the world, China only makes plastic and pokeballs.
They're also on their way to making the US look like a sand box in terms of industry, economy, etc.

Also, I think it would be safe to say that China is a capitalist country. I'll have to read up on it, though.


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Also, I think it would be safe to say that China is a capitalist country. I'll have to read up on it, though.

China is on a path to rampant capitalism.

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#27
Lol china is so retarded
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#30
Saw this coming.

They want to overpopulate heaven and hell now.
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#31
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Saw this coming.

They want to overpopulate heaven and hell now.

First, They overpopulate their country. than they overpopulate the world. now theyre overpopulating my afterlife? What the hell.
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#32
the Chinese government is completely overstocked with idiots and bullies. i hope at some point a few rational people get to have that level of control.
#33
Tibetan Buddhist monks are setting themselves on fire to protest China's oppression of their faith. We are doing nothing to stop it. We don't dare piss off the Chineese government. We need their products. They carry our country's debt.
They, the Chineese communist government, not the people, lack a basic Buddhist concepts of compassion, causality, and have lost the idea of working for the happiness of others, like our Republicans. Reincarnation is a basic concept of the Buddhist faith.
No reincarnation= no Buddhism= no new Dalai Lama. Free Tibet.
#34
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China's trying to keep from being overpopulated, so they made it illegal to reincarnate there.


Yes, the 'one life policy'. And it must be a male life too LOL
#37

But beyond the irony lies China's true motive: to cut off the influence of the Dalai Lama, Tibet's exiled spiritual and political leader, and to quell the region's Buddhist religious establishment more than 50 years after China invaded the small Himalayan country. By barring any Buddhist monk living outside China from seeking reincarnation, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul, by tradition, is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.

At 72, the Dalai Lama, who has lived in India since 1959, is beginning to plan his succession, saying that he refuses to be reborn in Tibet so long as it's under Chinese control. Assuming he's able to master the feat of controlling his rebirth, as Dalai Lamas supposedly have for the last 600 years, the situation is shaping up in which there could be two Dalai Lamas: one picked by the Chinese government, the other by Buddhist monks.


For all the people who are saying things like 'how will China ever enforce this? olololollolol! Stupid Chinese!' And also couldn't be arsed to read the article.
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#40
Oh, I get it. Reincarnation is a user and China is a mod.
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