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#1
the next best thing to fapping to porn, is acutally fucking the porn.




The iPad's a darn attractive gadget, but that 30-pin connector ain't made for love. That's why this Fleshlight-holding iPad case concept caught our eye. Imagine all the things you could pretend to have sex with! And it turns out, it's not just some crazy, er, pipe dream. It, or something like it, is coming soon.

We've covered the Fleshlight and its many permutations both inside and out, so naturally when we heard about a fit this natural we took it on ourselves to figure out if a real version was in the works. Here's what we turned up, straight from Fleshlight COO Brian Shubin:

It's another exciting product we have in development at the moment. We are always looking to improve our user experience and this will be a way to take it to another level. Continue watching Fleshlight.com for it.

So there that is. F*ckable iPads, coming soon. We assume that it will launch with a geometrically opposite counterpart (read: dildo) as well.



http://gizmodo.com/5878901/confirmed-fleshlight-developing-ipad-case-you-can-bone
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#3
Think how hilariously unattractive the girl version would be.
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#4
if just masturbating makes some people feel a bit ashamed, i wonder how ****ing their ipad would make them feel

ummm :/
#5
Jay's is gonna have Brian Fallon's face on it >___>

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#8
Unless it's actually interactive and there's some sort of feedback from ****ing it (e.g. boob jiggling) I don't see the point. Also, masturbation is a sin.
#9
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#14
This is stunningly hilarious.
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#15
This is dumb as hell and you may wanna reevaluate how you spend your time and your social life if you buy one of these

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#16
will they have a testing booth at bestbuy?

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#18
I wonder if there'll be those awkward moments where a guy gets his Ipad out on a bus or train and realises he still has the thing attached to the Ipad.
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#20
I could have sworn the face in the top photo was Kensai's
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#21
I'm really tempted to facebook this


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#23
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Think how hilariously unattractive the girl version would be.

This. And I bet this will sell like hotcakes. iSlaves have been trying to fuck their Apple products for years!
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#26
If your at home, fücking your ipad, you need to completely reevaluate your life. This is sad.
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#30
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Wow what a gay ass swing that GIF has.


This made me laugh more than it should have.
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#31
Depraved.
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#32
Not a bad idea, not a bad idea at all.
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#33
What the fuck.


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#37
Really? REALLY?!
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#38
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Wow what a gay ass swing that GIF has.

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#39
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the next best thing to fapping to porn, is acutally fucking the porn.


I really think you have those backwards.
#40
so if I enlarge a users avatar I can **** the user?
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