#1
i'm just a little wedge
of fuzzy fungus
on a rock

a barnacle
on a laughing boat
full of yuppie lawyers

no one calls me
on the telephone
and no one
will remember me
when i die

i could die any day
i have an ear infection
bacteria
that crawled
from my throat
to my ears
like 'goonies'
from the sewer

and some day
i might feel like
making 'a big decision'
via lou reed
and 'try to nullify my life'
with heroin

i have a physics test
tomorrow
but i'm raving about
meat coons

indeed
i could die any day
people crack their skulls
on the pavement
every morning
and little children
dazzle by
on their yellow bicycles
rolling over the necks
thinking nothing of it
ms fryer brought donuts

i have neglected my studies
because i don't know
why i study them
or even what they are
or what a study is
or what this place is i call home
this big round planet
is it jupiter
or your anus

santorum is coming
tomorrow
to bring his frothy message
to the religious young peepl
who are of a different generation
many of whome are bros with benefits
my neighbors even

so go to sleep
on your little green pillow
without a trace
of pus or blood on it
and see
if you can not think of me
like you have not thought of me
every night before

but maybe some day
you will feel a prick
on your finger
and you will trace the needle back
and find a maroon thread
and you will remember me
#2
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you will remember me


No, I won't!

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#3
Y'know, that goth kid who killed 3 kids in the ohio highschool shooting the other day wrote a similar poem on facebook just a few days before he did it.

Anyway
#4
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#6
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but maybe some day
you will feel a prick


You got that one right.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#11
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best didn't read gif ever. congratulations

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#13
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best didn't read gif ever. congratulations

Guy with shades drooping around is pretty awesome, but this one's too perfect.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#15
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Guy with shades drooping around is pretty awesome, but this one's too perfect.

it's called the Bernie. It's a thing.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low