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#1
It's a pretty sad time to be alive when so many people act like it's the end of the world because they are single. They say it is because they are ugly, fat or shy (which is usually the case), but just seeing couples argue in public should be enough to convince them they aren't missing out on much.

So to all foreveralones on here, just play your skyrim or cod and chill. Has a video game ever denied you? Has it ever refused to play? Will it only work for your best friend but every time you press play it says error to you? Well, if this is the case, you're ****ed. Also, remember, alcohol has existed for thousands of years for a reason.

Why do you think so many people think it's so horrible to be single? If you are single and over 30, it's almost like you are seen as a serial killer. People will say behind your back "there's something weird about him, he's 30 and single!" or they will just assume that you're gay. I'm pretty sure you'll have more fun laughing or ranting about arrow to the knee jokes than listening to sally bitch at you all day and night while taking your money. I pronounce vive la revolution on this! I declare the foreveralone meme must look like this:

#3
I was playing Wii and it told me to take a break and go outside.


Seriously though, sucks to be you TS.

Everyone laugh at TS.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Feb 29, 2012,
#4
I don't think its about being single. Its more so the virginity factor. Being 30 and single is fine, being 30 and a virgin is...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#5
... unacceptable?


it is
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#6
You keep telling yourself that, TS.
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#8
Nah dude, I'm up in ribs six times a week. The seventh night we just cuddle.
#11
Quote by Nelsean
I don't think its about being single. Its more so the virginity factor. Being 30 and single is fine, being 30 and a virgin is...


Why? Give me one good reason. Who's to say it's not ok to keep one's penis to himself?

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You're pathetic.


Thank you for the kind word
#13
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Nah dude, I'm up in ribs six times a week. The seventh night we just cuddle.


Best sex description I've seen all week.
#15
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I'm sure you're having a blast.


At least he's getting some exercise

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You've never loved, TS. You've never felt what it's like to love, and to be loved. And you never will, with that attitude. What a sad, sad existence.


I think it's a pretty good life
Last edited by HowSoonisNow at Feb 29, 2012,
#17
I'm forever alone as well, and I'm okay with it(sorta) I do agree that I'd rather be alone than having somebody bitch at me all day. No amount of crazy awesome sex will make that worth it. If I wanna have that kind of sex, I'll just get a really classy hooker, an "escort" if you will. The only way I could see myself being in a relationship is that I'm in one with myself. No, not actually myself. Somebody exactly like me. With my ****ed up sense of humor, personality and interests, only it will be a sexy ass redhead. So basically what I'm saying is I want my brain cloned and put into the body of a woman. Seeing as how that is never going to happen, I'll just keep looking till I find the sexy lady version of me.
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#18
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Being single isn't the same as being forever alone


To some it is

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I'm forever alone as well, and I'm okay with it(sorta) I do agree that I'd rather be alone than having somebody bitch at me all day. No amount of crazy awesome sex will make that worth it. If I wanna have that kind of sex, I'll just get a really classy hooker, an "escort" if you will. The only way I could see me being in a relationship is that I'm in one with myself. No, not actually myself. Somebody exactly like me. With my ****ed up sense of humor, personality and interests, only it will be a sexy ass redhead. So basically what I'm saying is I want my brain cloned and put into the body of a woman. Seeing as how that is never going to happen, I'll just keep looking till I find the sexy lady version of me.


There will someday be technology that will be able to do this but for now, I'm sorry.
Last edited by HowSoonisNow at Feb 29, 2012,
#19
Quote by HowSoonisNow
Why? Give me one good reason. Who's to say it's not ok to keep one's penis to himself?


Thank you for the kind word


Society? I don't know. You can do whatever you want. I actually admire those who keep it for themselves until they feel they want to share their genitals.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#20
Quote by HowSoonisNow
At least he's getting some exercise


I think it's a pretty good life


An even better one (Read: The one I lead) is when you have your relationship AND your video games.
#21
Why does everyone seem to think that if they're in a relationship, the only thing they can do is argue, and then have sex maybe, so to support even more arguing?
#23
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#24
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An even better one (Read: The one I lead) is when you have your relationship AND your video games.


I don't even play games, I was just using it as an example.
#25
Quote by HowSoonisNow
I think it's a pretty good life

You're telling me you'd rather stay home making shitty jokes about some overrated RPG by yourself than plunging your strudel in meat caves?

People on the internet are weird.
#28
Quote by HowSoonisNow
I don't even play games, I was just using it as an example.


...so...what do you do?
#29
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
You're telling me you'd rather stay home making shitty jokes about some overrated RPG by yourself than plunging your strudel in meat caves?

People on the internet are weird.


I think just staring at a wall would be more beneficial, but for the sake of the amount of "foreveralones" I see on a day to day basis, I would recommend to them this technique. Of course, though, everyone thinks they know best.

Sex exists for reproductive purposes only. To my knowledge, we are the only living things who do it only for pleasure (I think I heard something about whales or dolphins doing it too but I don't know if it's true). There are other things in life. We drill sex into too many teens' heads these days, like they are horrible people if they are not perverts, but they are also horrible people if they are. This society is afraid of sex but at the same time loves sex.

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...so...what do you do?


Work, school, this, listen to music, work out, stare off into space, etc.
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#30
So, after looking things over, he registered all of 16 days ago, has a grand total of four posts to his name, and has nothing outside of an avatar and a birthdate filled out.

Could be wrong, but I'm going to switch my "Not sure if troll" to "Pretty sure troll"
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2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#31
Quote by necrosis1193
So, after looking things over, he registered all of 16 days ago, has a grand total of four posts to his name, and has nothing outside of an avatar and a birthdate filled out.

Could be wrong, but I'm going to switch my "Not sure if troll" to "Pretty sure troll"


Look again, I've posted a lot more than 4 times. Click the number. I will never post my face on my profile. So I must be a troll because I registered 2 weeks ago? Please.
#32
I guess live your life how you want to live it, but you can't possibly believe sex isn't as good as playing video games. If you think that, you've had some pretty shitty sex or none at all.

Most people who are self-proclaimed "forever alone" are boring guys who just sit around in their rooms all day and wonder why they don't get women. Guys who play a lot of games sends a message to chicks: Boring, sexually underperforming, and lazy.

So, unless you have a sweet-ass girlfriend, it's pick one or the other.
#33
Quote by HowSoonisNow
Look again, I've posted a lot more than 4 times. Click the number. I will never post my face on my profile. So I must be a troll because I registered 2 weeks ago? Please.


...No, you're most likely a troll because you have a fairly new account with little activity, you have barely filled out anything whatsoever on the site(Protip: There's not some sort of system that forces you to post your face or nothing), and you're expressing an unpopular opinion that, being unpopular, most people disagree with, and providing a subtle backhanded comment to the majority of people in the same post.

I said pretty sure. I'd be sure if you were newer.
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2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#34
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I guess live your life how you want to live it, but you can't possibly believe sex isn't as good as playing video games. If you think that, you've had some pretty shitty sex or none at all.

Most people who are self-proclaimed "forever alone" are boring guys who just sit around in their rooms all day and wonder why they don't get women. Guys who play a lot of games sends a message to chicks: Boring, sexually underperforming, and lazy.

So, unless you have a sweet-ass girlfriend, it's pick one or the other.


Like I said earlier, I do not play any video games. I am a virgin (oh no my reputation here just did a titanic)

I go to school and have a job. I am hardly sitting in my room all day. I never even think of women the way most men do.

Quote by necrosis1193
...No, you're most likely a troll because you have a fairly new account with little activity, you have barely filled out anything whatsoever on the site(Protip: There's not some sort of system that forces you to post your face or nothing), and you're expressing an unpopular opinion that, being unpopular, most people disagree with, and providing a subtle backhanded comment to the majority of people in the same post.

I said pretty sure. I'd be sure if you were newer.


I've been a member of various forums since 2004. They're all basically the same. I do not give any private information out ever. So what I'm new? You were new too once.
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#35
Quote by HowSoonisNow
Will it only work for your best friend but every time you press play it says error to you? Well, if this is the case, you're ****ed.


This actually happens to me, I bought Divinity II a while back.... It wouldn't work on any of my 4 computers.
I give it my friend and it works fine ._.

I've been single for about 7 years now... I'm more annoyed about the game not working though.
#36
Quote by HowSoonisNow
Like I said earlier, I do not play any video games. I am a virgin (oh no my reputation here just did a titanic)

I go to school and have a job. I am hardly sitting in my room all day. I never even think of women the way most men do.



**** what the people on here think about you.
#37
Quote by HowSoonisNow
I've been a member of various forums since 2004. They're all basically the same. I do not give any private information out ever. So what I'm new? You were new too once.


I'd say that your birthdate is more private than "smoker or drinker y/n" or questions about musical taste.

Also yes I was. And if I made a thread like this then, I'd probably have been called a troll. Like I said, could be wrong. But signs point to yes, so I'm going with it.
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2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#39
Quote by Jon777
TS isn't a troll. He's just silly.

Sure, being single is nothing to be ashamed of. But is it something to take pride in? Pssssh.



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#40
I love you TS.

Catching them all > Being in a relationship


/notsarcasm


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