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#1
from the clutches of a dragon.

He can be a prince, a knight, whoever.


Do you get with him? Let him knock you up?


Or do you turn him down, despite him just saving you from a Dragon.
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#3
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Well I have a penis, so...

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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#5
I'd probably demean him and say that I already weakened the dragon. I was just toying with it and he ruined the fun. Then he'd be confused that I hadn't immediately fallen for him and I'd get him to go down on me. Then we'd bone and when he fell asleep I'd steal his horse and go to the nearest town and slut around everywhere.
#6
I am my own woman and i owe sex to nobody!
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#7
nah, id friendzone him
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#8
Let's be honest, if we were women we would all have sex with random dudes as soon as possible just to prove the fact that women enjoy sex more.
#11
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from the clutches of a dragon.

He can be a prince, a knight, whoever.


Do you get with him? Let him knock you up?


Or do you turn him down, despite him just saving you from a Dragon.

Yes. Oh, God, yes.


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I laughed way too much at that.
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#12
Depends.

edit: on whether I liked the dragon, type of dragon, whether the adventurer/knight/whoever likes cats, how desperate I am to put out, etc.
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#16
I'd be on my knees in a flash. Dude just saved me from a ****ing dragon.
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#17
I'm a strooongg princess and don't need no Knight Man.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
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Hmmm, 'adventurer'...

... it doesn't exactly suggest reliable husband material to me.

Kinda like 'drummer'.




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nah, id friendzone him


This.
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#20
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.

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#21
Does your patriarchal view on the matter preclude the fact that I may be ferocious Amazonian Princess who was blindsided by the Dragon who is actually the minion of the Dark Reptilian Fuhrer and that the knight was just lucky to wound the Achilles' Cheekbone of the lumbering menace?

If not, then yes I would have seven consecutive servings of male-mozzarella to show my gratitude.
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#22
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.

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#24
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.

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#25
no, i ain't making no love to no greasy Italian with a mustache...but then again, every other plumber got what he wanted, so yea, maybe.
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.


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#29
I'd let him use any hole he wants whatever way he wanted
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#30
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"

-Me as a princess.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#31
I'm a princess, he's my hero: we would obviously sing a duet together.
not going viral


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#32
I'd let him get up in ribs six days in a row, and then on the seventh day we'd cuddle :3
#33
Too bad for him, I'm a lesbian princess.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
#34
I give him 50 exp and some crappy wizard staff he can't use and send him on his way.
#37
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.



what the shit, dude?


OT: If he's hot, yeah.
#38
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Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.

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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#39
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.
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#40
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Anyone else here ever seen those drawings called "Dragons having sex with cars"?

My personal favorite is the one where the other dragon is jamming his dick into the exhaust pipe and the other is cumming on the hood while he's licking it.


The worst part is, I actually know what you're talking about.

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I cannot fit into your skin.
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